Hym "Do not remove that! Do not, under any circumstances remove that. Really guys. I seriously didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to steal it. Do not remove anything in a way that could constitute a violation of the separations clause."
If you presently offer to perform other labor dat would be less distressing/distasteful to you than whatever task dat you were permitted to pass on before, your supervisor and fellow workers might not resent said reprievious so much.