A dump so bad that the building needs to be evacuated immediately afterwards.

See church bog stopper

When your skin inches and burns. It runs for the touch of a back scratcher. Your skin becomes engulfed in flames and your eyes turn to ash.

Worlds longest word. It's also a lung disease.

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

When someone's cell phone goes off in a classroom and everyone in that area coughs to cover it up. Normally used by students at up-tight high schools.

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.