Penis from the Greek word POUTSO.

Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.

A roadman is the brother speices to a chav. Roadmen normally date chavs. They are normally located in South London,Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool. They use the phrases:

Innit

Blud
Wagwan

Peng
Leng

Alie

Fam
Bruv

You can use them in a sentence like this:

Ur gal kinda leng innit.
Y U IN MY ENDS FAM!

The cutest fucking vampire ever

A dirty Joli is when you put an ice cream (with specific kind of sprinklers) cone on somewones genitalia at 3:30 AM.

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class