Out of three people, you choose which one you would kiss, marry, and bone.
Dude #1. Hey look at those 3 hot chicks!
Dude #2. Ooh, they're smonkin' hot! Which one would you kiss marry and bone?
Dude #1. Kiss the one in the middle, marry the one with the serious look on her face, and bone the one with big tits.
Dude #2. Hot damn! Me too!
To make a cone rip (or large batch of cone rips): prepare a mixture of 40% tobacco (light preferred) and 60%marijuana (finely ground). Add to a shotglass and mix well. Cut with scissors until fine and flakey.
To take a cone rip: Fill the bowl of a bong with the mixture and hit it all in one rip. This comination will give you a headrush and get you hella high.
"Dude, we made a big enough batch of cone rips to load the bong all night."
"Oh man, I did too many cone rips last night and then I slept through work."
n. Generally regarded as derogatory name for Indianapolis, Indiana. Comes from the evident lack of anything to do other than get drunk and watch sports and the appearant resistance of many of its inhabitants to allow culture, change, or diversity into the mix.
Helena the rich woman: "Oh, Lancelot! My heart hangs heavy! We shall never see young Chadwick again!!"
Lancelot (dropping monocle in his caviar): "No!! Has he passed on?"
Helena the rich woman: "Worse, dearest one! He has moved to... (30 second pause) INDIANOPLACE!!!!"
(Both gasp in terror. Organ music. A guy in overalls shucks corn in the distance ominously.)