coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

coma dick by ol blue November 3, 2015

throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.

Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?

throat nipple by daylight_ao April 26, 2020

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Hot&Squigglies

The variety of feces that is typically composed of many short, thin, and curly turds. These scats also burn the anus upon evacuation.

After eating nothing but nachos and drinking liquor all night, he had a bad case of the Hot&Squigglies the next afternoon.

Hot&Squigglies by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

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yareli

a hoochie ass nigga

Yareli is a hoochie.

yareli by 666DevilGenuis September 20, 2022

Pistolwhippingly

So angry that it feels like you're being pistol whipped

All this misspelling is pistolwhippingly pissing me off!

Pistolwhippingly by fuhkayuu January 23, 2021

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NSFW account

Something that only retarded pervy attention-seeking assholes would make. If you're behind this type of account, delete it now and go get a therapy

NSFW accounts should be banned by now

NSFW account by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 27, 2022

Treedom

Being set free by trees

I feel so alive walking through the forest. I feel Treedom.

Treedom by WordInventerr May 19, 2015

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