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California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?
"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
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Erlito
Shy and introvert, but kind-hearted, warm and unconditionally loving guy. They are always there for you when you needed them, and will always make you feel special. They are faithful, and they will never break your trust. They are smart and even if they're introverts, they can still manage to get along with other people. They are achiever, when they set their mind on something, and they will work hard for it. They can be pessimist sometimes and easily discourage, but they easily get motivated when people important to them shows support and encouragement. They are physically attractive, enjoys sleeping, good cook and intelligent. They are one of a kind, rare species, and a treasure. So if you ever bump to a person whose name is Erlito, you are blessed.
Hi Erlito, if you're reading this, know that you are special, appreciated, and loved.

Poocussion 

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
Poocussion by Principal Midget December 13, 2010

ignoranus 

Someone who is not intelligent and also a complete and giant ass.
George W. Bush
The Republican Party
ignoranus by avsfan77 May 23, 2005
Acronym for "Nonbinary Attack Helicopter"
Non-Binary Attack Helicopter is a gender usually used to troll people on the internet
(On Omegle:)
You: F
Stranger: NBAH
You: Wut?
Stranger: Non-Binary Attack Helicopter
NBAH by Artain October 29, 2019

What's Hanninan? 

Street Slang Meanin' What's Up?, Whazz Up?, Whazzup?, Wassup?, Sup?, Sup Witchu?, Sup Witcha?, What's Good?, What's Goodie?, What's Gucci?, What's Goy?, What's Goin' On?, What's Happenin'?, What's Hanninan?, How Are You Doin'?, How Yew Doin'?, How Are You?, How Yew?, How Are You Feelin'?, How Yew Feelin'?, What's Trendin'?, What's New With You?, What's New With Yew?, What's New Witchu? & What's New Witcha?
"Yo Killa!! What's Hanninan? Zilch. Erstreet At Ever Soo Much At Ever Str8 Thuggin', Ever Str8 Stuntin' & Ever Livin' Life Fully." - Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, Kiery Weiry & Freshley.
What's Hanninan? by Hzr February 24, 2022

Cold Louie

when u put ice up a females pussy, or ass.
Yo, son last night I gave this bitch a cold louie up the ass!!!!!!!!!!
Cold Louie by Patizzle September 27, 2003