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Urban Dictionary

Vmakin’ 

To excessively exaggerate the results or high quality of one’s achievements in order to prop up one’s self
He was totally Vmakin’ his Warzone play last week
Vmakin’ by Jubs256 October 27, 2020

Midgephobic 

A person who discriminates against short people, or has a phobia of midgets
Sara won’t fuck drakes because he’s short, she’s Midgephobic
Midgephobic by Shark 9 September 24, 2021

you’re on mute 

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
you’re on mute by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021
Tyyonna is a very nice person,long as u do not miss with her. Tyyonna has a big booty and is she do not like to be single unless you ugly she is loyal and love family as much as friends and she is cute she can get any boy she want if you have a tyyonna keep her.
Cute big booty loyal soy if u have a tyyonna keep her
Tyyonna by 2fly._yonna November 16, 2018
Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.
Vance by JamesSPB July 29, 2024
You are such an assknob you know that? You stole my watch!
assknob by thejake85 April 24, 2003