aliendungforce

An elite group of Aliens sent by the mother world to collect our fecal matter and use it as a source of nutritious food and fuel

I was sitting on the crapper the other day and the ALIENDUNGFORCE shoved a large sucking probe in my rectum and stole the poop right out of my butt!!

aliendungforce by Chaddfucious July 15, 2003

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verbelin

The most annoying but sweet and nicest person in the world. She’s prettier than any Jennifer, or Marleny. She’s also really beautiful and stunning.

Oh look, there’s Verbelin.

verbelin by INVALIDENTITY December 13, 2017

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Santa

The man born of a satanic ritual to haunt adults and please children. First off to start the madness of this "creature", he is insanely fat and doesn't have diabetes. Second, he gets stuck in chimney's bigger than him. Last, he sneaks into your house, knows when you sleeping and awake, so he basically knows everything about every human in the history of the world.

Santa: *gets summoned out of pentagram* time to "investigate the humans

Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL

Parents: he wishes Santa was real.

Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*

Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*

Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!

Santa by Sir.Person July 18, 2020

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Alexander

Alexander is nearly god like. He can be an asshole at times but over all he is a amazing guy. Alexander is just so great. People who don’t know that are stupid.

Alexander is great

Alexander by Poopy asshole April 29, 2021

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be gay do crimes

The act of breaking laws that have no personal consequence to anyone, such as not paying for tickets on public transport, or crimes that go against a corrupt system, while being LGBTQ+.

Robin hood was the first person to truly encapsulate the phrase be gay do crimes, as he stole from those who were rich at the expense of the poor, a corrupt system.

be gay do crimes by Hottingham August 20, 2019

guard

n. An ice-curling term for a granite stone large enough to prevent opposition rocks from hacking into the button. Traditionally a guard is pushed into the house in the later stages of the draw to sweep a tie.

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Nice guard placement. I can almost taste the tankard coffee!

Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.

guard by gnostic1 March 8, 2012

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Skycunt

Defined as Canadian Geese. Large airborne birds that have a terrible attitude and shit the size of a medium dog. Known to attack anyone that gets within 4 feet of them, these nasty birds have pure black eyes that project their satanic attitude within seconds of eye contact. Often heard hissing at humans and pets these birds even fight each other to satisfy their demand for hate.

"Who's dog shit on the driveway?" "Thats not a dog, its a Skycunt's shit, you can tell by the green hue." "I got attacked by a Skycunt today, I guess I was near its nest although I couldnt see it." "You have the attitude of a Skycunt, calm down."

Skycunt by dead machine May 6, 2019

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