weasely

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.

Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.

weasely by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015

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STSOY

Smack the *hit out of you!

Yo, you are so stupid. How could you talk to your mother like that. thats disrespectful. If I was her I would STSOY.

STSOY by Shana, ShugaShay July 6, 2008

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Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

Texticle Dysfunction by Railin' October 3, 2008

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Rummying

When you ruin a moment with an awkward moment.

Someone starts saying a joke, and a person finishes it for you,. which kills the moment and rummying the situation

Rummying by Please Jack Mehoff III June 1, 2011

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gwenhyvar

An annoying girl who hates everything and farts while she laughs

Guy: hey have you seen Gwenhyvar

Guy2: no. Thankfully not

Gwenhyvar: kill your self

gwenhyvar by Guest22 July 15, 2022

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Greta

The perfect girl

I love Greta.

Greta by Logstar June 12, 2021

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Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

Stoshing by Tu-vi August 15, 2007

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