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Urban Dictionary

ahbaysaydayeughfjayashejeekalmnopaykooairstayoovaydoobluhvayeeksegrekzed 

Do you know how the ahbaysaydayeughfjayashejeekalmnopaykooairstayoovaydoobluhvayeeksegrekzed goes?

Disregard That I Suck Cocks 

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
To be acting in a mischievous manner towards a person or group of people
Those kids hanging out with a bottle of jack and smoking on that pack on the block are sussin
Sussin by Bobbysaggit May 3, 2019

sawed off leprechaun 

Short, pale, angry white male. Preferably a male with Irish ties or Irish.
Tony, youre such an angry man at work you sawed off leprechaun .
sawed off leprechaun by Zoddy April 25, 2016
A chavvy kind of boffin which have no popularity at all. They often have average IQ and are normally teachers pet. The like to wear fake burberry scarfs, jd bags and low ponytails.
She is such a baife.
baife by Mercedes20000000 November 10, 2008

Cloaked ghost

When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways
When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.

When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.

Late-Stage Skepticism

A pathological form of skepticism where doubt becomes a reflexive, permanent stance rather than a tool for inquiry. Late‑stage skeptics doubt everything except their own ability to doubt; they reject all claims that cannot be proven with absolute certainty, while treating their own position as beyond question. The result is not critical thinking but a performative cynicism that dismisses evidence, expertise, and experience. Late‑stage skepticism often manifests as denial of well‑established science, conspiracy theories about institutions, and a solipsistic refusal to commit to any positive belief.
Late-Stage Skepticism Example: "He demanded proof for climate change, then rejected every study because 'science can be wrong.' Late‑stage skepticism: doubt weaponized to maintain comfortable inaction."
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