Urban Dictionary
Disregard That I Suck Cocks
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
Disregard That I Suck Cocks by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009
Sussin
Sussin by Bobbysaggit May 3, 2019
sawed off leprechaun
sawed off leprechaun by Zoddy April 25, 2016
Cloaked ghost
When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.
When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.
When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.
Cloaked ghost by Colonel Otto von Penguin December 23, 2008
Late-Stage Skepticism
A pathological form of skepticism where doubt becomes a reflexive, permanent stance rather than a tool for inquiry. Late‑stage skeptics doubt everything except their own ability to doubt; they reject all claims that cannot be proven with absolute certainty, while treating their own position as beyond question. The result is not critical thinking but a performative cynicism that dismisses evidence, expertise, and experience. Late‑stage skepticism often manifests as denial of well‑established science, conspiracy theories about institutions, and a solipsistic refusal to commit to any positive belief.
Late-Stage Skepticism Example: "He demanded proof for climate change, then rejected every study because 'science can be wrong.' Late‑stage skepticism: doubt weaponized to maintain comfortable inaction."
Late-Stage Skepticism by Abzugal May 5, 2026