zxcvba

an eternal void that represents equal amounts of antimatter and nothingness.

the zxcvba is so intensely bad.

zxcvba by jaebaen March 13, 2023

Rabid

Being annoyed, to an extent where the word livid just doesn't cut it.

I lost my wallet last night. Rabid!

This bunch of people made me go into a cellar bar and ridiculed me. Dude, I was rabid!

I have been working on my dissertation all night and then the damn computer crashed. RABID!

Rabid by B-shopBaby September 15, 2011

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hhkeef

A boul . Just a different breed alpha male . 1k that’s all I can’t really say , perfect timing ? Try reading this at 10:17

He on some hhkeef type time he a steppa !!

hhkeef by Kelvin chambers March 18, 2021

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ninja points

Points awarded to an individual for being sneaky, ninja like, or bad ass.

Jumping off a 8 story building, rolling and jumping into a bush, raping your rival ninjas girlfriend (willingly), and eating his lunch in front of him without being caught.

result: 10 ninja points.

ninja points by Ducky Ninja January 17, 2008

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Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

Minnesota Manicure by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015

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Urban Dictionary

The ultimate site to procrastinate on.

Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Nytesdawn October 3, 2012

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compassionate conservatism

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.

If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

compassionate conservatism by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006

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