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[Flerked] 

It's what a Flerken does. (The Flerken are alien creatures resembling cats, from the Marvel comic book universe. They are interially higher-dimensional; and have multiple interior tentacles, some with mouth parts and others with octopus-like suction cups.)

It reaches out, grabs you with its interior tentacles, then engulfs and consumes you. That whole process is flerking, and you would say you've been flerked.

Note that it *is* possible for them to simple engulf and store you in an interior pocket dimensional bubble and later regurgitate you, living and intact.
In the Captain Marvel movie, Goose (whom Captain Marvel thinks is a cat) flerked the Tesseract, only to later cough it up on Nick Fury's desk.
[Flerked] by Hotspot Office March 20, 2019
this is a guide on knowing what GAY actually is. gay is not when you like the same sex, atleast in middle school. actually, if you are a straight middle school boy and you act like it, your so gay. If your a straight middle school boy and you act zesty, your straight congrats!! how do you tell if someone is gay gay though?? their voice, and what they wear, its so obvious, if they wear designer stuff and know what it is, instead of bandana shorts and booty shorts and white girl shoes, their obviously GAY GAY. and for some reason they always talk like a mouse, thank you and theirs your guide lmao.
hes so gay gay because he talks like a powerpuff girl.
adrian acts so gay but hes been through 7 girls this year!!

bigshickenassen 

An adjective that describes a person who has a large ass that is prone to shake upon movement.
Damn, she’s got a bigshickenassen!

Look at that bigshickenassen coming down the street!
bigshickenassen by Skudu6ers October 3, 2018

Krussell 

A krussell is defined as a man with a particular sense of fashion, who often likes to resemble a russian sailor.krussells are known to drive subaru impreza's. Inconsiderate parking generally results in a krussell being on the receiving end of verbal abuse and or threats from the opposite sex. The standard krussell is of the belief that opinions are like arse holes and everyone knows one and some are hairier than others.
Is that a russian sailer , no it's a krussell
A white version of the phrase “my nigga” usually used by black males.

Nigga-Black gangster usually involved in drugs and gang violence

Wigga- a white want to be gangster
*white male walks up to other white male*

White male “what’s up my wigga”

Other white male “yooooo my wigga”

Black Nigerian nigger hiding in the bushes “nigga what you just say”

White male” just staying what’s up to my wigga here”

*Black Nigerian male disappears into the bushes*
A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.
Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.
facehook by Cragdor September 1, 2010
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