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[Flerked] 

It's what a Flerken does. (The Flerken are alien creatures resembling cats, from the Marvel comic book universe. They are interially higher-dimensional; and have multiple interior tentacles, some with mouth parts and others with octopus-like suction cups.)

It reaches out, grabs you with its interior tentacles, then engulfs and consumes you. That whole process is flerking, and you would say you've been flerked.

Note that it *is* possible for them to simple engulf and store you in an interior pocket dimensional bubble and later regurgitate you, living and intact.
In the Captain Marvel movie, Goose (whom Captain Marvel thinks is a cat) flerked the Tesseract, only to later cough it up on Nick Fury's desk.
[Flerked] by Hotspot Office March 20, 2019
Words you can keep
Finishing in your partners ear and then forcing the dog to lick it out.
"i totally flerked my wife last night, the dog wasn't so pleased"
flerked by jofort January 21, 2009
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The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Flerken by slangctionary March 31, 2019
What “fucked“ auto-corrected itself to in Broke’s phone when she was texting everyone about how Rich set a fire to Jake’s house.
How it’s used in “The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire)”

BROOKE & (ENSEMBLE)
I'll spread the word! (Woooord!)
That Rich is flecked (Flecked?)
No, I meant fucked
Did I say 'flecked'?
Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct
(Always be aware of auto-correct!)
Flecked by Lienaay December 30, 2018
A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.
Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.
flerker by Ken March 26, 2004
To fix, alter, or create something by non-conventional means.
I fleeked my old printer. Not only does it print, it now gives you the weather as well.
fleeked by Sean Coley October 19, 2006

Fleaked Out 

To be dressed so nice(FRESH)that one can not even stand to look at you out of Jealousy and it as if all the lights in the city went out in any direction you walk.
YO, I WAS SO FLEAKED OUT LAST NIGHT, BUT THE (insert opposite sex)WAS FEELING IT!!!!

-I walked in and I was fleaked out, my girl saw and got Freaked out
-cause Thots All on my team wow,
We hang out till she chill out
Fleaked Out by MansaMusadaZezz December 20, 2016
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