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eBay Dick 

When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.
damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.
eBay Dick by EvanXER June 15, 2010

Rick James Bitch

Dave Chappelle; exerts power. The King Shit. Your Daddy. Smart aleck. used in responses
girl: who do you think you are?
boy: Rick James BIIATCH! now show me your titties!!

Mao Tse-Tung 

Communist Revolutionary and "Chairman" of the People's Republic of China from 1949-1976. Responsible for the deaths of anywhere between 20 to 80 million people, depending on who you talk to. Most of these deaths are attributed to "The Great Leap Forward", a economic plan that proved disastorous and led to a horrible famine. The crowd Mao surrounded himself, in particular his third wife, didn't help matters much.
Mao Tse-Tung has a huge wart under his lip.
Mao Tse-Tung by SovietViking November 14, 2003

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves
Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
To be humiliated in defeat to the point at which you lose your manhood.
"Dude, I still can't walk that test ass raped me so hard"
RAPE by Ray October 22, 2003

lana del rey 

a woman who leads all the teenagers, triangle addicts and vscocam lovers
Lana del rey... (nothing more) {x1000 times a day]
lana del rey by alohadeniz January 20, 2015
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