n. A condition of emotional distress experienced by a heterosexual male who has been admiring a woman's figure from behind, on discovering that she is actually a dude.
Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
A redneck who lives on a lake, drinks Busch light all day long, and smokes cheap cigarettes. He usually has a shitty pontoon boat that is always stacked with a cooler full of beer and fishing rods. Water trashs' typical music of choice is Jimmy Buffett, Charlie Daniels, or any shitty country music. During the months of June and July water trash will usually party with multiple red neck women in some popular lake cove. After multiple Busch lights these water trash women will usually show their Fun Bags.