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thorny scrub 

A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
thorny scrub by HeyyItzJay January 22, 2017
The word comes from the Punjabi root, Jalal which means hotness. An ijlal can also be someone who is a casanova (see definition), This kid gets girls' digits like its Eid!
Person 1:Man! Did you see Irfan's ijlal-like moves on that girl?!
Response: Yea man. I wish I was an Ijlal
Ijlal by JustSomeRandomNobody August 2, 2010
a nerd who is in love w me but fr he is sweet all around fun too talk to (other then the fact tht he likes country) and is a swell guuy ig hes also a goof
caedin is a goof.
caedin by ahnas mom July 29, 2022
where ppl talk about every move they make
i woke up and picked up bob and billy then we went to starbucks then we went to the mall to meet up with john and jane. then i had to drop off billy and jane. then me bob and john went to the movies. and then i went home, and called jane. after that talked online to john. and then i went to sleep.
xanga by anisa December 4, 2003

Running Latte' 

When someone is licking another person's anus in the form of a rimjob and the anus leaks of diarrea.
Destin was giving Austin's mom a massive rim job when she accidentally gave him a running latte'.

Johnny Depp 

1.A beautiful, humble shy, man, whos acting ability out does most of the normal hollywood folk. More down to earth than most actors and his quircky sense of style makes him even more likable.

@.I'm sick and tired of creepy horny chicks (and some men) that only write that hes hot... what about his acting ability, hello? He's easy on the eyes, but im not going to write about how i'd like to eternally fuck his brains out. And i'm sick of "fans" that have only seen pirates, and ergo, want to erternally fuck mr. sparrow's brains out, which have long since been fried by the caribbean sun. And please, stop puttine how hot he is before his ACTING.
Obsessive clueless "fan": oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!

Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?

Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long... long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!

Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
Johnny Depp by Miss Shelly January 11, 2008
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