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Green Valley Monster 

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster”

who is ugly

who is ugly by AAABAABAA October 28, 2020
an amazing girl who is loyal and a total beast in bed.
GuY- my girlfriend is a total Dakota
Friend- why?
GuY- she has been loyal only to me for over 2 years. and she fucks me like no tomorrow
Dakota by reallover1210 November 5, 2014
A hoe
Lindsey by _rocketman_ August 12, 2016
She is really shy but will only talk to her friends award around boys part of the popular group but she doesn’t really fit in but all the other girls love her because she is really bright and funny she’ll always be there for you really need to get to know her to love her boys will like her but she doesn’t like them she loves to party but only if there’s no boys and can really take a joke
Really funny and fun to party with and everyone loves Lucia
Lucia by Mel32 November 4, 2018

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