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Spamaphobe 

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.
Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!
Spamaphobe by Beast_modez June 12, 2008
St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack.

When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.

The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex

Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches

The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”

All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
Fuckboy 1- dude you would not BELIEVE the girl I smashed last night
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
St.Joes by Biggthonk November 22, 2019

Extradimensional Physics

Extradimensional Physics is the Abzuverse answer to the question, “What if the gods aren’t breaking physics—they’re operating beyond the physics we can currently observe?” It treats divinity, souls, miracles, and dimensional realms as parts of nature rather than exceptions to it. A god may appear in a temple as a physical avatar, while its deeper Core Frequency exists in Outer-Spacetime, beyond ordinary length, location, and linear time. The avatar is only one local expression of a much larger reality.

In this framework, a “miracle” is not random magic; it is an event produced by laws, dimensions, and frequencies that human science has not yet mapped. Different planes can have different conditions, and a being rooted outside spacetime may experience past, present, and future in ways a mortal mind cannot process. This is speculative cosmology, not established real-world physics. It also explains why defeating an avatar need not erase the full entity, and why crossing dimensions can mean entering different natural conditions rather than merely walking through a door.

Basically, the gods aren’t ignoring the rules. It makes dimensional travel a problem of scale and perception, not simply distance on a map. They’re playing on a deeper layer of the rulebook.
Person A: “How did that deity appear in three eras without using a time machine?”

Person B: “Extradimensional Physics. Its true frequency isn’t trapped inside our timeline.”
Danplan is probably one of my favorite youtube channels on Earth. It has all the right stuff for a good video. Humor, storytelling, mostly humor though. If youre having a bad day, I personally think you should watch their videos.
Me: Yo did you see the new Danplan video?
My friend: No, I had to practice my flute.
Me: Oh come on, really? You said you only practice for 15 minutes.
My friend: Yeah, fifteen minutes before i have to go to bed.
Me: Jeez that sucks. Make sure to watch it.
Danplan by SnigSnogNoDong October 20, 2019

skateboarder 

I ride a skateboard, therefore I am skateboarder.
skateboarder by Ziggy Stardust March 1, 2005
1.Bolly is somebody who is too dull in his doing.
2. A person who is not accurate, not intelligent and sometimes act like an idiot.
Don't be such a bolly!and be fast.
Bolly by Lynaskid August 22, 2018
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