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flapping 

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.
i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.
flapping by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013
a pale asian looking guy with a hint of norwegian. very prone to acne breakouts and is not a good partner to have kids with unless you want the kids to have very large noses. easily prone to constipation unless they eat veggies. is usually dumped. has terrible fashion sense and a strange fetish with red boardshorts.
"Ew. You're such a taylorrr!"
taylor by silverSPY June 2, 2009
Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.
Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.
Claude by Coconut554 September 8, 2021

july 23rd 

Connor: you suck dick hole

Ashley: Why because its July 23rd and the day of my disappointing birth
july 23rd by Nut69696969696 May 28, 2018
A strong, beautiful, intelligent woman who stands strong in her faith with god! Who is Ambitious, a go getter , business oriented , who just wanna spread love and peace in the world. Very compassionate very suffers from anger issues don’t mess with she with f u up okay thank u goodbye
Dammmmmm that woman it’s a Belmira woooooo give me some of that
Belmira by Belmira April 24, 2021

Schmoner 

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.
I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.
Schmoner by Arexxx January 21, 2009
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