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Urban Dictionary

ball job 

ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
ball job by fb_smooth March 25, 2008
Expression used by drag queens to describe the act of detaching/unwind their genitals that were hidden between their legs to give the illusion of a more feminine look. Often held in place with duct tape or tight underwear.
"While you untuck in the Interior Illusions lounge, the judges & I will deliberate." RuPaul
untuck by hellcatspangled October 18, 2017
How English people pronounce Pizza
“Ah yes Winston might I have a slice of your Pizzer?”

Winston: “Sod of you knobber”
Pizzer by D34d_Ledger September 1, 2021
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roast chicken

The origins of the roast chicken are mysterious and unknown. Little of what is known, however, is drawn from Kamal's lower abdominal region. As one ingests vast quantities of food, the "roast chicken" may begin to appear more portly. If the roast chicken becomes too large it may become unstable, and cause the host to implode.

For the term of its life, however, the Roast Chicken remains a constant source of hilarity, wherever it goes. Do not be fooled by imposters of this phenomenon. There have been recent citings, but few have actually seen the REAL roast chicken. Examples of these imposters are, fat people, fast food employees, REAL roasted chickens, preggers and Dave.
"Kamal, can i rub up against your roast chicken?" or "Kamal's bustin quite the roast chicken!"
roast chicken by nerdia January 11, 2008

how to basic 

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