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cuntflounder

Just an all around cunt or person who enjoys being a cunt
Did you see john over there? No I don’t talk to that cuntflounder
cuntflounder by JacksonfuckAss December 30, 2017
Someone who is utterly bored by action or someone. it can also define confusion in one who is not that intelligent.
'oh mummy your meltin my tits! said bridie to her teacher'

'wat the fuck?! im melted out!'
fr*k, f*ck, sh*t.
cussing is fun!
cussing by bonbonschoolshollyeah October 19, 2019

Cornflake 

A guy that seems kinda lame but is secretly very interesting. He is so sweet and yet so misunderstood. He is an excellent kisser, very sexy and is afraid of LOVE! He sometimes has so much to say that he says nothing at all... He has no idea how much hes missed!!!!
1 strong gentle man with a lot of persistance...
PG: He's such a CORNFLAKE :)
PG2: Who??
PG: That guy over there...
PG2: Who?
PG: Jim!!!!!
Cornflake by classactxoxo November 12, 2014

Koodo Mobile 

Koodo Mobile is the new cell phone company from Canada, owned and operated by a division of TELUS.
Koodo has amazing rate plans, no fixed-term contracts, no SAF fees or cancellation fees. They've created a revolution in Canada as the best value-brand mobile company in a loooong while.
Look guys, I just got a new Koodo Mobile phone! And I'm paying half what I used to pay at Bell!
Koodo Mobile by Clementinexx December 23, 2008
Born nude, but now they are dude. Wrik, but you can also call them "CoolKidWrik" for short. A person, one of a kind, one and only, that exudes pure masculinity, yet somehow queer. Above-average height of 6 ft, capable of stealing anyone’s man/girl/non-gender specific mate simply by existing. Only likes 2D people, AKA waifus/ husbandos (will make an exception for 11-dimensional beings, because they are a simp for string theory). Possesses an exquisite taste in the cultured arts, and if you squint really hard, they look cute. Likes cheese
damn man, I just got my man's man stolen by Wrik, AKA, CoolKidWrik for short.

dude, I saw Wrik the other day, and I think he turned me gay... I'm a girl.
Wrik by the pussy-slayer who laughs November 22, 2021
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