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I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.
by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004
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Micropoliphobia

The irrational fear of towns with fewer than 50 buildings.
After driving through a nearly deserted village on her last trip, Lily realized her micropoliphobia was worse than she thought.
by Phobia guy December 20, 2024
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Chiryoz

Usually a person of Armenian descent who is otherwise white-washed or influenced by other races other than his or her own. A chiryoz (singular) or chiryozner (plural) can be commonly found in most parts of: Glendale, Burbank, La Crescenta, Porter Ranch and Encino. There have been numerous sightings of chiryozner in private schools especially. Hollywood has the fewest amount chiryozner overall.
Aper who are these La Crescenta heads? Horus arev srank chiryoz en, dzev chka.
by Xatuba May 9, 2019
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Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011
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Clinical Plushcanthropy

A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.
Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.
by MM132 June 27, 2014
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jylland

Its a place that lookes like a man
guy 1. hey how jylland?

guy 2. its a man walking around help me
by i am gay bitch November 21, 2017
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coco bussy

A sexual action where one person puts Nutella on their butthole and let's the other person lick it off
My boyfriend gave me a coco bussy last night
by CocoBussyLuver69 May 19, 2021
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