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padri

Name used to tease girls name adit
Here you look like a adit Mr padri
by Roman Chinese November 28, 2021
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hair of dog

Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.
F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.
by octopod November 5, 2003
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Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus
You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*
by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022
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Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!
It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)
by skeetradspecial September 28, 2008
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Five-head

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding
by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019
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Yesteryay

Yesteryay
by Cool kid that got friend zoned September 29, 2022
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Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.
Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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