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Zelda

That green guy from the Legend of Zelda series

Person 1: OMG is that Link
Person 2: No that's Zelda, you idiot

by Salamilord May 6, 2023

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Weird is cool

When you take being weird is a compliment, and you ROCK it.

person: OMG ur so WEIRD! EWWWW!
You: Oh! Thanks! (Weird is cool)

by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 21, 2019

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Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!

Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

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spiky club

The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.

I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!

by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010

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Prep Time

Time between rounds in a debate where one may either prepare for the next Speech, Cross-Fire, or call for evidence. Prep time for rounds ranges from 2 to 8 minutes in length.

Opponent: "...Therefore, we urge a Con ballot."
You: "We'll be taking Prep time."
Judge: "You have 1 and 30 seconds."
Partner: "No we dont need it."
*Goes up and gives amazing Speech*

by PETERtheGREAT22 February 20, 2013

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shizzadamn

1. usually emphasized as an exclamation or a realization

the day in hell that you finally realized you don't enjoy spreading mustard all over your friends mom's rear end while beating her in the thighs with cold cuts

singing

"why'd you have to go and make things so complicated"

2. Expressing the ultimate "holy mo fuggin shiznit" feeling.

3. A hat commonly worn by the Jewish community.

4. Jon's ass

5. Last night when Dave's girlfriend was all over Shug Knight. Caressing him ever so gently as she rode up and down on his extra large black horrible disgusting vein filled throbbing purple monkey dishwasher penis.

1. You're a nigger.

2. Shizzadamn those titties is huge nigga.

3. Look! Glock Beckenstein is wearing a shizzadamn. What a fag. lol.

4. Shizzadamn good gracious that ass is bodacious.

5. Shizzadamn.

by Tom, Mike, Shaun, Dave, and Jon. May 24, 2007

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