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glitter

glitter is a dumbass bitch that can’t spell for shit
by gamergirl10000 April 19, 2022
mugGet the glittermug.

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.
by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005
mugGet the Slow Handsmug.

Snapple

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other, for so long. Now give me a Snapple because it makes me feel whole in this sad and pitiful world my idiot fucking friend is typing this shitty definition.
by YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED February 7, 2022
mugGet the Snapplemug.

J-Pod

Originated in Rat City Washington, disciples of Jessus Christ,
they wear silly clothes, draw silly combo-animals, and all have names beginning with the letter "J". But don't think just because your name starts with J you can just declare yourself a member.
you must be initiated as dictated by the rules and regulations set forth many a year ago by the original three J-podites.
J-Pod!

you cannot defeat the J-Pod
by Dr.Acula November 4, 2006
mugGet the J-Podmug.

eggman

lyric in the beatles song i am the walrus.
inspired by a story john lennon heard about the animals frontman eric burdon. apparently while "entertaining" young ladies back stage mr burdon would crack an egg on the women's stomach as he finished, thus earning him the nickname the eggman.
eric cracked an egg on that whore's stomach as he finshed off, therefor he is an eggman.
by jonbg April 30, 2005
mugGet the eggmanmug.

S.M.R.S

Stands for Severe Mental Retardation Syndrome

A formal diagnosis for an absolute stupid and retarded human being.

A nice word for fucktard.
That dude suffers from S.M.R.S.

Ah shit dude I bet that guy suffers from S.M.R.S.

I suffer from S.M.R.S.
by CrazyNerd120 October 12, 2023
mugGet the S.M.R.Smug.

Assjob

To give someone sexual pleasure by fingering them up the ass.
Girl 1: Before I gave my BF anal I made sure to show him what it feels like.

Girl 2: You gave him an assjob?

Girl 1: Yeah.
by Marine2012 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Assjobmug.

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