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tokocrypto

Theory - Indonesia's no.1 crypto exchange

Reality - The only exchange that cares about educating its customers and creating a condusive crypto ecosystem. Also creating TKO, the native asset of Tokocrypto and Indonesia’s first local crypto project, TokoCare as a CSR blockchain-based program, TokoMall to provide a place for local artists to sell NFTs, TokoLaunchpad to incubate blockchain ideas, and T-HUB to reach out to users and provide a world-class experience in Indonesia.
Tokocrypto is Indonesia's no.1 crypto exchange

When you think about crypto trading or bitcoin, you think of Tokocrypto
by TKO by Tokocrypto November 24, 2021
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Friendzoned

For guys:
When she tells you that you aren't like other guys (or that you don't count).

That you're nicer, sweeter, more caring. You don't judge and aren't gross and perverted.
And that you are on a different wave length.
But, she would never consider dating you.
When she says, "You're not a guy, but you're still a boy. A boy is a boy. A guy is a boy who I'd date"
It is the worst thing to do to a guy.

The next level is brotherzoned
1."You're not a guy, but you're boy. A boy is a boy. A guy is a boy who I'd date"

*So I'm being friendzoned?*

2."You're like my brother"

*So worse than friendzoned?!*

3."Yeah, you're friendzoned. You're great, but I'd never date you"
by Abbé Busoni April 13, 2013
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Clownocracy

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.
"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."
mugGet the Clownocracymug.

bh

beyond heinous

utterly disgusting or horrible; worse than awful
Man, that pizza was totally bh!
by PBendJ May 6, 2006
mugGet the bhmug.

Pitkakke

When a carwash worker cleans out the pit (a trench going the length of the car wash where all the water and debris drains) and gets splattered by mud, water, rotten plant matter and silt. Derived from bukakke.
"Shit man I just got pitkakked."
by Urbandictionaryuser103039 August 11, 2024
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Huette

Whoever is named Huette in this world is smart cool and an amazing person :))
Hey who’s that?”
Thats Huette. She’s an amazing person!”
by orang furry April 9, 2021
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stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"
by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016
mugGet the stroke my cactusmug.

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