Urban Dictionary

A fucking Poes with a micro penis and this an ugly mother fucker

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em

(When I Got Sexy)

The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive.

A building that everyone hates, which holds kids for hours on end and lasts from September to May.

Cannot Understand Normal Thinking. Can refer to both male and female. Usually female.

(verb) To give manual relief to a male (or even oneself) while in the car. handjob Jones Stroking the Salami Hodder 710 handjobbies