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Clydebuilt

This proves the motto "If it's not Scottish then it's Crap"
The most reliable and best built ships on the Planet.
Clydebuilt was like a Trademark then in the early 80's Darth Thatcher and her Tory boot boys almost totally destroyed them all
by tony blair sucks July 6, 2006
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glocked

(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.
"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"
by xnulltrm December 10, 2003
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dickwheat

wheat & dick

dick & wheat

need bread?

eat a d
downtown cruisin

pull up on a lady of the night

hey dickwheat, you need bread?

fo sho bae you got it

get in the car

k,

proceed to discuss “business”

get pulled over after a couple of blocks

this is a medicinal prostitute, honest officer

gets in the squad car and has to do business pro bono

😭
by pastor benny sinn February 23, 2023
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EMV

Eat my vagina. Used to counter the term SMD; suck my dick.
Yeah, Ricky was being such an asshole, he was all, "SMD!" So I was all, no Ricky, "EMV!"
by PeteRules March 7, 2007
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Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020
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Niruban

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Analytical, understanding, fearless, mysterious, independent, and proof-oriented.

Sometimes he can be a bit stupid or questionable, but the confidence expressed is something you've never seen.

Girls dont know what there missing out on until they meet a Niruban. Absolute killer in bed! Whether it's morning, evening, or night, Nirubans be absolutely sending it in bed and the ladies can't get enough. Bud can go back to back to back for hours and pleasure the ladies.

Horny around the clock but an overall caring and funny friend to have.
"Bro the party was bussin!, especially him, the ladies couldn't stop getting a load of buds humor and jokes, heard he went for hours until he busted. Bud's a total Niruban, eh?"
by DEMON TIME 69 June 28, 2021
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Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
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