Urban Dictionary

Jose has a 300 foot dick that Orlando likes sucking and riding

Dorishocking is the act of placing one finger in the vagina and four in the rectum and rubbing vigorously.

n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong

A word that can be combined with any other word. Such as maths. mathvease. Or computer. computvease. Or devious. Dacvevious.

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.

A reaction of disbelief or amazement. Usually at someone’s appearance or actions that have usually left others impressed or envious.

Cian Murray is a person who thinks that they're smarter than they are. Usually always ending up being wrong. Cian Murrays usually end up suffering from Napoleon Syndrome.