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Cap-alot

When someone lies or caps a lot just say cap-alot
Ashley: I just got $500 From Karen

Linda:Cap-alot
by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020
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Jaydie

"Snap-chat" Jaydie , A very friendly but shy girl, until on known ground that is. Jaydie can be taken anywhere. Shes good with a chat when shes warmed to her surroundings . Never far from her phone. , O you mean Jaydie,." Yah sure ill pose with You Jaydie"
Kim:"lol , who was that ?".

Fiona; "Yah you totally mean Jaydie,lol shes such a (snap-chat)".
by Kifi May 19, 2016
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De'Markus

Generially a short African American, or just African man that generially suffers from use of preformance enhancing drugs and very, VERY small genitalia. Therefore, "De'Markus" is the Asian man of the African American community.
"In a porno, you can guess a black man's name by his height, and size of his wang. If he's short, and his ding-dong is literally concave, then his name is (most likely) De'Markus."
by TheSpyder February 5, 2012
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e.qrqtowyteti

When you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp,plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qzwxecrvtbynumilopasdfghjkl, qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokijnhygvfrdxswa, and still too bored you type from the first lane like pi 3.14159265
Teacher: now guys, we learn pi
Student A:damn so boring why not type random crap and search it on urban dictionary
Student B:why not put down pi but my keyboard's horizontal order
Student A:i bet $10 urban dictionary got it already
Student B:ok
(typing...)
e.qrqtowyteti
Student B:.....................shi.................................t

Damn
by LigmaWhoLigmaBalls September 10, 2019
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viewest

most viewed on a video-hosting website.
The song Baby by Justin Bieber is currently the viewest video on youtube.
by badfella November 2, 2010
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Kavanaugh

Kavanaugh

To Lie, Lie, Lie.

To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018
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Hasani

A biracial fellow who lies about his job, steals Star Wars toys, and jerks off on other people's keyboards. He's also eight inches hung. Wow!
I can't believe Hasani stood me up!
by Harmonica July 27, 2004
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