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by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020
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by Kifi May 19, 2016
Get the Jaydie mug.Generially a short African American, or just African man that generially suffers from use of preformance enhancing drugs and very, VERY small genitalia. Therefore, "De'Markus" is the Asian man of the African American community.
"In a porno, you can guess a black man's name by his height, and size of his wang. If he's short, and his ding-dong is literally concave, then his name is (most likely) De'Markus."
by TheSpyder February 5, 2012
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Teacher: now guys, we learn pi
Student A:damn so boring why not type random crap and search it on urban dictionary
Student B:why not put down pi but my keyboard's horizontal order
Student A:i bet $10 urban dictionary got it already
Student B:ok
(typing...)
e.qrqtowyteti
Student B:.....................shi.................................t
Damn
Student A:damn so boring why not type random crap and search it on urban dictionary
Student B:why not put down pi but my keyboard's horizontal order
Student A:i bet $10 urban dictionary got it already
Student B:ok
(typing...)
e.qrqtowyteti
Student B:.....................shi.................................t
Damn
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Get the viewest mug.Kavanaugh
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
To Lie, Lie, Lie.
To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018
Get the Kavanaugh mug.A biracial fellow who lies about his job, steals Star Wars toys, and jerks off on other people's keyboards. He's also eight inches hung. Wow!
by Harmonica July 27, 2004
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