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to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.
"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."
by Krkič August 12, 2019
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of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
Your gimp is pimp tonight chris, but my Forrest gimp
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
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You can always count on her to keep to your secrets and can always open up to her
she makes time for you whenever you need even though busy
she either sleeps a lot or doesn't sleep at all
she plays a lot of game and is good at them
shes easy to talk to and will always tell you the things you need to hear
she matches the energy of the person she talks to and is very much capable of making the person feel comfortable
she is brutally honest but puts a filter with the people shes not close too
she cares for everyone and knows her way around the house chores making her the best house wife material
Shes not so interested in dating but would shes willing to be friends with anyone
She can be shy a lot but can also be very outgoing with the people shes close too
she can be insecure
anyone who knows her are lucky
You can always count on her to keep to your secrets and can always open up to her
she makes time for you whenever you need even though busy
she either sleeps a lot or doesn't sleep at all
she plays a lot of game and is good at them
shes easy to talk to and will always tell you the things you need to hear
she matches the energy of the person she talks to and is very much capable of making the person feel comfortable
she is brutally honest but puts a filter with the people shes not close too
she cares for everyone and knows her way around the house chores making her the best house wife material
Shes not so interested in dating but would shes willing to be friends with anyone
She can be shy a lot but can also be very outgoing with the people shes close too
she can be insecure
anyone who knows her are lucky
Jade is the best
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All these guys are grubering everything instead of going to get it or cook. Burger King is like 5 minutes away!!
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Get the <1234567890'¡qwertyuiop`+çasdfghjklñ´zxcvbnm,.-/*-789+4561230, mug.An Oppey Bear is a bear that was an obedient bear. But she fell in loves with a Blakey Dragon. Who was banished from the Dragon kingdom because he murdered one of the bears. He fell in loves with the Oppey Bear. But could not be with her because they weren't allowed. So Oppey Bear ran away and she married the Blakey Dragon. And they lived happily ever after. x
Blakey Dragon: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
Oppey bear: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
Blakey Dragon: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?
Oppey bear: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
Blakey Dragon: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. (They kiss) Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.
Oppey bear: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?
Blakey Dragon: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.
Oppey Bear: )they kiss again) You kiss by the book.
Oppey bear: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
Blakey Dragon: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers, too?
Oppey bear: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
Blakey Dragon: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. (They kiss) Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged.
Oppey bear: Then have my lips the sin that they have took?
Blakey Dragon: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.
Oppey Bear: )they kiss again) You kiss by the book.
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