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cracklympics / cr•ack•lym•pics / krăk ˈlɪmpɪk / noun / the notion of low achieving individuals in society utilizing objects in semi-athletic ways especially when prowess or mastery of the feat is ridiculously impressive.
“He pushed the shopping cart until he achieved a speed great enough to jump on it like a bobsled as if training for the cracklympics. They mastered beer pong as though they’d leave their mark in cracklympics history.”
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A perverted adult who is/or attempting to groom little children sexual. An example of a synonym is a pedophile.
A perverted adult who is/or attempting to groom little children sexual. An example of a synonym is a pedophile.
Guy A: AYE did you hear about Drake kissing and groping that underage girl at P Diddy's party?
Guy B: I did that was messed up luckily they got raided by Chris Hansen.
Guy A: Really!! Who all was there?
Guy B: P Diddy, R Kelly, Jeffery Epstein, and Drake.
Guy A: Damn!! All those niggas are FANS
Guy B: I did that was messed up luckily they got raided by Chris Hansen.
Guy A: Really!! Who all was there?
Guy B: P Diddy, R Kelly, Jeffery Epstein, and Drake.
Guy A: Damn!! All those niggas are FANS
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