load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.
I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.
by aaaron September 24, 2006
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Debustration

Noun:
Based on a take of defenestration (the act of throwing someone out of a window, usually female) means to throw someone under a bus.
Your honor, the accused admits to the act of debustration but mitigates his wife had nagged him for some 40 years.
by Butcher Bird Brent October 09, 2019
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Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 13, 2021
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Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner
"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"
by Len_69 November 30, 2019
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fidel castro

World’s longest ruling dictator. Transformed Cuba in a prison where people risk their lifes to escape.
If Fidel Castro's government is so good like the Left says, why cubans are not allowed to vote for president or to leave the country?
by fuckTheUN August 22, 2003
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The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.
Jerry: "What is wrong with Jim today? He seemed so euphoric yesterday.

Steve: "He must be suffering from that post ejaculation depression syndrome.
by desertfox23 January 31, 2010
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Idiotist

Having a particular prejudice against people who are willfully ignorant.

Is used especially when describing a dislike of people who massacre the English language.
"Yo, man, why you so racist?"

"I'm not racist, I'm idiotist."
by tinydancer_88 April 20, 2009
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