Urban Dictionary

Write yourself a reminder on your own body or clothing, preferably with a Sharpie marker. Refers to the amnesiac protagonist played by Guy Pearce in the film "Memento."

When you eat a gigantic amount of food and start growing a food fetus, resulting in the appearance of being 4 months pregnant. Sometimes referred to as a "food baby." Except no one takes photos or has showers when you give birth.

explosive shit that makes you sweat with waves of nauceousness. it feels like your insides are being shredded and burned. you feel as though you are going to die. the worst place to have it is school and work. it usually comes back to haunt you repeatedly.

a person in charge who screws up big time on accident

when one produces a loud shit fart in church

A very cute little sautéed been sprout that loves to read and listen to music. A SPECIFIC BAND. Hailey has pretty pretty eyes and is just so voluptuous and volumptuous.

This is when you blast a urinal with piss that is not unlike the force of a fire hose or supersoaker. Which consequently turns your piss against you, tossin some sprinkles atcha denims.
A search for a sweet spot might cancel out the deflected pee. Hit them corners up.