Urban Dictionary

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds like a pedophile would say.

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

When you're sitting in class or work and keep falling asleep every few seconds and waking up.

You struggle to keep your eyes open and stay awake to avoid criticism from your teacher or boss.

A dude with a mullet