A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.

Noun:
Based on a take of defenestration (the act of throwing someone out of a window, usually female) means to throw someone under a bus.

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

When you take a poo with a boner

World’s longest ruling dictator. Transformed Cuba in a prison where people risk their lifes to escape.

The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.

Having a particular prejudice against people who are willfully ignorant.

Is used especially when describing a dislike of people who massacre the English language.