Urban Dictionary

Kiss list means someone is on your list that you want to snog or kiss.

An expensive prostitute who specifically caters to physically handicapped persons (or animals).

The way a stupid ass airheaded whore says 'Bitch.' This girl usually says other intelligent things like 'Oh my Gawd!! Shut up!' and 'Who's jizz is on my face?' Additionally, this brain dead cum gargler usually wears tons of make-up, fake color contacts, a spray tan, hair extensions and has a tramp stamp. Generally it takes a minimum of 5 years out of high school for this girl to become an obese moron with several children and a dodge neon with a Roxy sticker on the back window and a Hawaiian Lei necklace hanging from the rear view mirror.

K Heywood

Blasting music in a topless Jeep Wrangler while dancing very awkwardly.

Penguin but cartoon. A.K.A. Penger, Pengenger, Pengengy, etc.

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.