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Brainard

Someone with a really big forehead/ head.

"Wow, that guy has a huge forehead."
"He looks like a brainard."
"Gross."

by Blaise Zabini April 22, 2013

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African't

Unemployed/lazy Blacks.. git it lol its a real term doe

African?, more like African't get a job

by prettygurlkrissy@hotmail.com April 20, 2007

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An amazing guy with an absolute horse cock. He’s great with women and men. If you ask him he might just somf. Loves drinking beers and snoring cock out of ass cracks. He might just be the greatest man alive with over 3,000 bodies. They call him the transgender Hugh Hefner. a guy you can always rely on for a good facial

This kid is such a Cole Murphy absolutely blew my back with no effort

by Adam O’Donnell March 31, 2022

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dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

by yourgaymum October 22, 2019

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scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

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Dough-sexual

someone who works at a bakery and finds sexual gratification from squeezing dough. Dough sexuals find the dough feels like women’s breasts.

Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females

Emma is a Dough-sexual

by Pyjama pants December 28, 2019

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