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poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time
bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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nex

means to get up and close, personal, really close, next to.
She got all hot and nex with me, as we danced.
by MoYo May 15, 2003
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Canadian

A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.

Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
by Rossiboy June 18, 2009
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Ba-doop

The sound a spring-feather bed makes when two people are "doing it" on it.
In a low-class hotel, you can often hear people ba-dooping through the next room.

"Hey! Stop ba-dooping so loudly! I'm trying to sleep!"
by BoxerJoe November 28, 2016
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Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
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bella fricken davis

the hottiest mc hottie ever and she steals jamie’s side hoe
by hottieurbody May 11, 2020
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Kael Ahmed

Kael Ahmed is the type of guy to pull all the bitches but always have chronic ADHD. He is good at math and science but sucks at writing. He goes to school with a smile on his face and looks for the good things in life like the 10 projects he has. Bro is just a W person except that he hates stupid people even though he's retarted himself.
Kael Ahmed is sooo hot holy -says Julissa
by peniuysuusus October 4, 2023
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