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Bushwhack

When someone starts to praise a president's policies, but then performs an about-face and ridicules the President. Often used in reference to news programs.

Can be used as a verb: Bushwhacked, Bushwacking; or as an adjective: Bushwhacked
Person in bar: Can you believe that commentator. Talking about Obama's policies positively, only to turn around again and bash him.

Bartender: Yeah, he totally just Bushwhacked the shit out of him.
by Hesperuswreck January 20, 2011
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me when i want to throw up looking at a thots face
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Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost
'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Psychopath

1.What every man becomes when his ex begins toying with them for an undetermined amount of time
Ex-"I want you in my life. I am ready for this again."
You-"TOTALLY!"
5 min later
Ex-"I'm not ready. I can't give you what you want."
You-"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"
Ex-"You're a psychopath"

Repeat for life.
by osimonmagus August 20, 2013
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Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.
by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024
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Friendship Tuck

When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.
Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.
by Lardcore November 30, 2010
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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
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