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Urban Dictionary

A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
by get this shit off google December 25, 2009
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Michelangelo

Michelangelo (originally Michaelangelo), nickname Mike or Mikey, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.
First appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (May 1984) Michelangelo
by Batman397 January 24, 2019
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greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there
Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger
by mustard tigers May 13, 2011
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taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.
You got taint water on my colored pencil.
by chili butt September 17, 2016
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Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.
1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...
by Jessica July 26, 2002
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POCAHONTAS

popcorn orange cat anal happy ostrige nostrol tub ass sex!
a type of intercourse whcih involves eating popcorn and oranges while petting a cat up the bum being happy...making noises like ostriges picking ur nostrols in the tub
You perform great POCAHONTAS!!! SO AMAZING!
by Alex June 16, 2003
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