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saudi bluetooth

When a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.
Guy 1: Did you see that durka's saudi bluetooth? She was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can multitask while talking to Abdul Hakeem.

Guy 2: What a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.
by seattle laxbro July 9, 2011
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Evangelina

Evangelina is a name written in the stars she's shine the brightest amongst most stars even in the darkest of nights. She's enchanting and calm in nature full of dreams hopes and wishes. Her name sounds as beautiful as a song.
Hey Evangelina

How are you Evangelina
by Starzzzzzzz November 20, 2023
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Music Coma

Where you are either making your own music or just listening to some and it puts you in this deep music trance as if you are part of the music and don't realize what's going on around you.
Me: "dude I've been calling David Mastered Wizardry all day. what is he doing??"
Zombie Jesus:"He might just be in a Music Coma. Just go over to his house"
Me: "ahh, that makes sense I'll head over there right now."
by TeamBrownSugar February 19, 2011
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SMBO

the meaning of the word is suck my balls off. usually used in funny situations and is a euphemism for words such as lol and lmao
Person 1: My dog died yesterday
Person 2: SMBO
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Suck My Balls Off
Person 1: Oh, alright
Person 2:😳
Person 3: lemme join in
by creatoro October 31, 2021
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weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'
(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.
by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005
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Bidenflation

Massive inflation created by the Biden regime money printing policy.
Can you believe the Bidenflation this month? It is up 4.1%
by Aloisious May 12, 2021
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low-energy-cuck

a cuck (cuckold) who is very low energy at the same time. Even when they are being cucked they just groan and grumble and don't even enjoy it much, very sad, not nice, they look tired and sleepy even when watching the love of their life get pounded deep and hard by a sleep paralysis demon, anyways, the saddest subspecies of Homo Sapiens.
My neighbor Daniel was a low-energy-cuck; when his dog was rabidly infecting his wife with rabies in their deep, hot, amazing interspecies sex, he was too tired to even enjoy any of it.
by The High Energy Chad October 19, 2022
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