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HPF

HPF, also known as the Hiko Police Force. A police force who uses the ex-professional gamer, now police officer, as their symbol. Hiko (Spencer Martin) symbolizes freedom, intelligence, precision, and unity. HPF is an agency that only the elite can join, it takes more than just skill and intelligence.
Guy named Ben: Hey do you think I would be able to join the HPF
HPF Agent: of course not, you clearly are not skilled in anything. I have heard you are not good at video games, any physical activities, or any educational subjects.
by HPFany1 March 27, 2021
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fantasy punishment

When a nerd gets last in his fantasy league and gets embarrassingly punished.
Jack is such a nerd, his fantasy punishment should be to post a Tiktok of him twerking.
by Trxole January 20, 2024
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jiz

A Gunky white fluid ,also known as cum , that females for some reason like to indulge in and feast upon, Normaly believed to cure wrinkling when in contact with the face, also believed to increase breast size, and have weightloss abilities
1.'Hey theres that chick, i gave a mouth full of "JIZ"'
2.COSMO; "If you want a larger breast size, eat more "JIZ"
3.We all "JIZ'ed" in her eyes and hair.
by lukeekul May 14, 2006
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George

The best goldfish you ever had. He might be imaginary, but he’s still the best.
Dude, I think I forgot to feed George.
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take the hat off

A girl grinding on a dude while holding her proverbial cowgirl hat in one hand
-so what did you and Daniel do last night?
-all we did was take the hat off
by drdestructo March 13, 2015
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Switchfreak

An amateur industrial metal musician from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Sometimes stylizes her name as "SW1TCHFR3AK". Instruments include: synth, vocals, screaming vocals.

SPOILER ALERT: It's me.
Oh look, there's Switchfreak.
by SW1TCHFR3AK June 15, 2013
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Elmoism

The belief that Elmo is the ideal form of life and is the most powerful, all knowing being.
"Hey i'm intrested in Elmoism, could you tell me more?"
"To Elmo, we are just cattle on his farm. We are cared for by Elmo until we are consumed. But he is not the farmer. He is the soil we till, the the seeds we plant."
"...Ok."
by THATpyukumuku October 8, 2020
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