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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

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Shapiro-shutdown

in a debate, when your entire argument has been completely blasted to garbage and your left looking like a idiot, by Ben Shapiro, or a similar debater, anybody with a decisive intellect and facts , accompanied by thunderous applause for the "Shapiro/similar person".

did you see that debate at school yesterday? I did, that new guy had all his facts wrong, lost bad, he got the Shapiro-shutdown for sure. the whole place was cheering.

by Alexander_mccarthy_wec June 13, 2022

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high lois

When you’re on a boat but instead of submerging your genitals you just pee off the side. Has its origins in Shell Knob Missouri

Did you see that? Elizabeth just did a high lois off the side of the boat!

by Thee who knows all September 6, 2021

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Game Proper

Refers to someone who is considered legitimate.
Eg -
Walks the talk.

Not a flake, fluff or pussy.

‘I like her, she’s game proper.’

by GameProper December 9, 2022

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evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.

I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

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