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atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
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ally ballard

the ugliest human you'll ever meet, usually very annoying too, don't mess with her
"did u see ally ballard is here?"
"ugh i hate that bitch"
by babe.lame January 7, 2017
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justchillin.in.elrapids

The first tiktok account followed by both dreamwastaken and skeppy
person 1- "hey have you seen that tiktok account justchillin.in.elrapids?
person 2- "yeah dreamwastaken follows it!
person 1- "did you forget skeppy also follows it?@
person 2- "oh yeah that's crazy"
by baolii6911 July 6, 2021
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poob

A word you say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Usually as a greeting.
1. Person 1: Poob.
Person 2: Well hello Person 1.
by Tyu June 11, 2006
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Chicken nugget

A term of abuse towards a girl, calling her cheap white meat.
by torpor March 3, 2009
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creampie

To push cum out of asshole or pussy right after intercourse.
I cummed in jens ass and then tina ate the creampie.
by Studio February 26, 2003
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MD

MD stands for more drinks. It is a rating system used for guys to communicate with one another about how many drinks they need to take before they would fornicate with that specific girl who may not look so great.

Rating system:
1MD: probably still smash when sober
2MD: state of mind is slightly altered but loosening up
3MD: feeling pretty good now 5s are looking like 8s
4MD: damn im drunk every girl is looking good now

1B (1 bottle): Id put it in anything with a hole thats warm, wet, and willing

**Caution: When exceeding the 1B mark may wake up the next morning with a terrible migraine, aching anus, with a guy next to you saying "i had a great night"

or

next to a stripper who's now your wife.

**inspired by the song "1 more drink" by ludacris
guy 1: that girls ugly
guy 2: ya shes a 3md
guy 1: whats a 3md?
guy 2: 3 more drinks before i smash!!
by ShaanDonKhan July 29, 2009
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