Urban Dictionary

MENTABOLISM
When the mind affects the body, or the body affects the mind. How external events effect the internal mind and internal events affect the external body.
Examples:
A blush, sexual arousal, physical pain, hypnosis.

Mikaele M

When one has consumed too many "ciggs" in a period of 24 hours. They have reached the point where they can not consume any more ciggs or they will puke guts.

a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.

The smart way to call someone retarded

This insult trumps all comebacks including but not limited to

No u
reverse
I know you are but what am I ...etc

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like

Kyna is a very small girl that will eat all the cheese without you knowing. Please respect her.