Urban Dictionary

Acronym for Awkward Phrase of the Day

Derived from utter nonsense; this phrase originated in 2004 and was coined by Sir the Asian, also known as Sir.

It is widely used among silly, yet cool, if not intellectual, teenagers referring to the abnormalities of the present life and past days of hilarious recollection.

APDs (plural form) are found within a book (The APD book), generally a durable hardcover edition of a blank journal in which its entries are kept and maintained daily.

APDs are selected, let's just say, subliminally by the mind of her majesty. See Sir.

If the normal mind is exposed to said APD book, they might not find the next morning bearable, for the plain fact that they will realize how miserable and depressing their lives are, unfortunately, and how few friends they have.

When in the process of recording and APD, after it is painstakingly selected out of a 50/50 chance system (for the slower of the crowd, yes or no), it is only appropriate to recommend, with the most qualified of judgments, exactly how the given APD should be recorded.

Not only is there a process of selection, there are also rigorous formulated tests that are designed to determine the bearer of the secretarial duties of each APD. Being the apd (lowercase) scribe most definitely ranks among the highest honors known to man, on par with winning the Nobel Peace Prize and being the World Hot Dog Eating Champion. Such a coveted position entitles him/her/it the instantaneous jealousy of those in the immediate vicinity.

This method ensures the accuracy of the written assessment of the awkwardness and also is a necessary part of the whole concept of being "APD worthy".

It was once said by a great guru of APD worthiness that The APD book is "for those who need a laugh, and those who have not yet seen a giraffe." Whatever that means...

Contributions and amendments to The APD book are still being made today, cementing the insanity of life to every single day that we live it. As Thoreau once said "I will weave baskets, it is a thing I can do."

An increasingly prevalent and defining aspect of the church in America(Churchus Americanus), is its symbiotic relationship with the gas station or convenience store. Scientists have been unable to ascertain exactly how they benefit each other, but the Church and the Gas Station/Convenience Store are frequently found near each other. This relationship has vexed scientists for the last 50 years, when it was first observed. They are not mutually dependent, but they seem to prosper more when together, and Churches independent of Gas Stations and 7/11 are becoming endangered. 7/11 tends to bond more exclusively with liberal denomination churches. AM/PM is far more versatile but works well with the more traditional and conservative churches.

Dopest homie on the planet. Most likely has a crush on bhad bhabie and has a thiccc girl. (Looks good in earrings)

an awesome dude who made a J4F bot.

Any person that thinks he or she may be better than another person.

Any person who may act like a complete asshole and try to be superior, but in reality, no one likes them.

makes a HUGE deal out of something so little, and makes fun of people in front of them with a stupid remark.

One who makes fun of someone, but is looking like a complete A$$hole.

Atla is the best and most intelligent person on earth. She dosen't watch power rangers. she have a girlfreind named Alberte. she likes caps. She is very stupid and doesn't want to admit her crush on Alberte.

a little pussy who plays roblox games a day