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crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
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Good Hit

-a tackle in football that is so hard that one of the players internal organs literally fly out of there body
"definition of a "good hit"
-a tackle in football that is so hard that one of the players internal organs literally fly out of there body. haha. lets hope we can get some "good hits" against new haven" Zamie
by Chase Alexander August 12, 2007
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Dicksand

Losing yourself in a relationship, because you're addicted to the dick.
We never see Rachel anymore, she's caught up in Aaron's Dicksand.
by Defineme99 September 8, 2016
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January 8

National become friends with your enemy day
Joe: Hello Jessica can we be friends again?
Jessica:uhm what u forgive me?
Joe:No but it’s bc it’s January 8 but promise u won’t do it again
Jessica:okie sure
by LengGyal1o1 January 7, 2021
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Eulene

My sister great to the bone and i love her to bits and wont change anything .

She is the best sister ever and tutor aswell i love her
Eulene is the best
by Hannie die boetie November 21, 2021
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educated lame

A person who has demonstrated intelligence through earning academic credentials (e.g., a bachelors degree) or has earned intelligence in an informal way but who is not considered "cool" by those in the community who place more value on things that are not intelectual.
Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?

Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.

Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
by It'sDame October 19, 2022
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USC

A really costly school in the pits of LA. Really prestigious if based entirely on the fact that it costs a lot of money. Also, lots of beautiful and rich women with boobjobs.

Academically, a small joke. Class difficulty seems to be on par with the Community College level. When I audited some classes there, it appears my lower division classes at UCSC (Notice the extra "C") were more difficult than the upper divison classes there.

Anyways, the beer at the football games is too expensive and the cheerleaders are butterfaces. Also, when people do that pumping Trojan "V for Victory" salute... from a distance... looks oddly like a field of people giving a fascist salute. Coincidence? Maybe, just maybe...
Dude, the whole stadium's doing a "Heil Hitler"!!
by Epoch March 9, 2005
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