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jarna

a very pesky little female who has to fight for everything
have u met kimberly? she is a freakin jarna
by pramod May 23, 2007
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acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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cherry

used in US Army as a derogatory term for paratroopers who just finished the jump school and never jumped in Division. normaly there is some unofficial ritual that exists within the unit, that is carried out during the paratrooper's first Division Jump, like having a cherry pie in your rucksack or being the only person to jump on the pass.
In 82 Airborne your cherry jump will be without parachute.
by ubermoose May 4, 2006
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wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.
by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
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F.O.B

Someone who moved to this country recently and has a messed up accent not a cool accent...a messed up one and they dont speak correctly
Dude there is this weird kid in my PE hes such a F.O.B
by Alise December 15, 2003
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Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.
I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.
by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010
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Raw Houdini

Same meaning as the infamous houdini, yet there is final task for the great magician. Not only must the magician have the woman in the "doggy-style position" against a window with ample exterior lighting, pull out without getting caught, allow his friend to enter the zone without getting caught, sneak out of the room without getting caught, but the condom must also be miraculously dangling in the hands of the great wonder of our time outside the window while his friend is continuing penetration.

A girl who will call Jane Doe was friends with many of the girls who were duped by the Great Houdini. She was intrigued and perplexed by the great mastermind. It even went as far as her approaching Houdini and falling into his vacuum of love. She fell for it once, and went back again to trick the mastermind himself, this time bringing a mirror and somehow getting it to the bedroom near the window.
Jane Doe: I can't believe I not only fell for the Houdini, but I also fell for the Raw Houdini. I know I stared at the mirror the entire time, particularly closely when his unit was removed for short periods of time. Even worse, the mastermind was dangling his condom outside of the window when he made his marvelous escape.
by Raw Houdini Of JDate May 7, 2009
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