a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.

A person with a sick fascination or fixation on death or the dead is a necrovert.

The place where instead of water in their lakes and rivers they have vodka. Where everyone sounds like an evil spy. Where anybody would look huge compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Someone who jerks it too much

You Owe Me Big

A podcast or broadcast that contains deliberately false information for the purposes of misleading people.

The biggest moron.