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Swamp Thing Dat Hoe

After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.
Man after I boned. I straight swamp thing dat hoe
by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007
mugGet the Swamp Thing Dat Hoemug.

West Ham

Definately the greatest football club in Britain, we play the best football. have had some excellent footballers over the years such as Bobby Moore, Di Canio, Benayoun & Dean Ashton. We also sing the best football song in the game even better than waht them scandinavian kopites sing when they win "You'll never walk alone"

I'm forever blowin bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, they reach the sky! And like my dreams they fade and die.... FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDING, I've looked everywhere... Im forever blowin bubbles, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!
West Ham Utd have a great footballing side and a decent firm the ICF (Inner City Firm) They run them Millwall cunts all over London the horrible gang of racist fuckin bastards, and there a gang of turks....

We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, WE HATE MILLWALL WE DO
by Daniel McNab May 23, 2006
mugGet the West Hammug.

crystal dick

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.
having crystal dick feels so fucking good.
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
mugGet the crystal dickmug.

Scotland's Shame

Scotland's Shame is a commonly used name for Celtic Football Club of Glasgow. The name originated due to the clubs history of child abuse. The clubs officials knew about it all & never went to the police, instead Manager Jock Stein tried to cover the scandal up.
"Did you hear Big Jock Knew?? Aye... I hear he touched a few""

"Celtic Football Club... Paedo Bastards"

Celtic Football Club, Child Abusers, The Real Scotland's Shame.
by Carlooking_Good1 September 22, 2009
mugGet the Scotland's Shamemug.

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".
johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.
by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003
mugGet the bellendmug.

granny gear

The smallest of a triple front chainring set. Called a granny ring because, like granny, it doesn't have many teeth.
You may have to drop it down to granny gear for this steep pinch.
by Duncan Withers August 19, 2008
mugGet the granny gearmug.

drake logan

The boi that picks fuCKING DEDEDE IN SMASH WTF?
Wtf is Drake Logan doing picking Dedede? Fuckboi.
by TheMemeOverlord September 28, 2017
mugGet the drake loganmug.

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