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Conspiracy Theory

What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.

A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.

The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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Eco Wank

Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
by magicalg March 14, 2010
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the sunset is beautiful isn’t it

The sunset is beautiful, isn’t it? meaning that the person saying that was in love with you but letting it go.
friend: the sunset is beautiful isn’t it
y/n: uhh i guess
friend: 🙂
by tootingmaster January 15, 2022
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Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
by Coolepicgaming August 4, 2021
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Trumping

One who brags about sexual assault by grabbing women's vaginas.
I'm gonna kick that man's ass, he was trumping on my girls pussy!
"Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything"
by Slimbrowny October 10, 2016
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Jew Minute

30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.
"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"
by Raul Entudia February 16, 2012
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Popolio

Person 1: Hey bro, wanna fuck
Person 2: popolio
by Tylerdunned April 6, 2019
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