Urban Dictionary

the opposite of a vegan, they will only eat a shit tonne of meat raw even if they need the fibres from other foods.

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

The best one of a group of the things

A girl who’s beautiful, and makes all heads turn when she steps into a room. Her eyes are enchanting and bewitching. One look and you’ll be lost in them forever. They’re bold and shine brighter than anything else and carry a story deep within. She knows her worth and flaunts it knowing everyone’s watching. As well as beauty she has charisma and great sportsmanship. Rosaana is great at all sports and does well at everything she tries. Is both ladylike and tomboyish which is not seen often. If she considers you her friend then she’ll never betray your trust and will have your back no matter what, her friendship is hard to earn and her trust is also hard to gain. She has a beautiful figure but cannot see the full extent of its beauty herself, all imperfections on her such as scars and stretch marks add to her beauty and make her all the more attractive. Once you become acquainted with her you’ll never be the same when she’s not there anymore. Once you fall in love with her no other female will catch your eye and she will mean the world to you. That’s why when you do find out you love her make sure to never let go and embrace her till the very end. To be in such a situation count your lucky stars as she’s chosen to be with you and no one else and therefore take care of her to the best of your capability and may you both find true bliss.

Verb. A sexual act in which one partner repeatedly slaps him or herself in the back of the head until rectal constriction is achieved. See Auto-Donkey Punch.

haircut. a fresh buzzcut

Chad on Twitter, he doesn't know how to miss and he only posts bangers