Urban Dictionary

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.

jooked means stabbed

jellymid is someone who made the tend 'it isn't a mistake it's a masterpiece'
jellymid is pretty fucking annoying

Good ol' fashioned handjob

A rapid amount of coochie even if you cheat.

An elusive part of the human body, commonly threatened with harm during verbal disputes.

Someone who plays guitar and loves blues very much, seemingly only to know one song by deep purple (smoke under the water)

May also be known as someone with a motor bike but wears womens jackets.