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Blastoising

When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.
I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.
by MajinMikey August 11, 2016
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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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Philippines

the farthest a nation can be from being asian, while still being considered asian.

Unlike other asian nations
-Language structure, mythologies, ancestry etc..have little in common with its asian brothers
-Christianity is the main religion
-Eat using spoon and forks instead of chopsticks
-Forgave Japan for its actions in WWII

However, like other asian nations
-Smart and hard working people
-Huge nationalism
-Member of the ASEAN + 3 (what makes them officially asian)

Not to be confused with Pacific Islanders
Guy: The Philippines are islands in the Pacific, so they are pacific Islanders

Intelectual: so is Japan....
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big nick diggers

big nick diggers

1) people who cheat their way into obtaining large sums of money, and don't pay taxes on thus illegally obtained money
2) (a simple trolling word): it makes you think about something else.

3) can also be used to describe people who unscrupulously nick (is stealing money, in British English) and then dig it.
Bernard Madoff, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black are some legendary names among big nick diggers. However, all these individuals, except Fouquet- condemned to the Bastille by a lettre de cachet- were sentenced to life by a jury of their peers.
by Sexydimma June 20, 2013
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Hachamala

I’m going to the movies! Hachamala!!!!
by Havocbankz June 7, 2021
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rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.
Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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Skunk-Bumping

It is the opposite of docking. Instead of tip to tip, it is hole to hole.
I walked in on Dave and Bill, and they were ass to ass skunk-bumping!
by JRMontana March 31, 2025
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