Urban Dictionary

AP is an abbreviation for an Audemars Piguet; a brand of Swiss luxury watch. Preferably the iced out famous Royal Oak collection with the immediately recognizable hexagon design bezel secured by 8 gold screws. Made to order - please at Timepiece Perfection for approx $1,400,000 (with extra links cause I roll that way)

alright, well. connor is a pasty fuck if he sets sight on the sun, he fucking runs for the hills mate. he has a 0.5 inch code, he is so lonely that he jacks off his little teddy bear that doesnt have a penis. this just shows how much of a connor he really is. His dad and mum chuck fat rages that bring fuckin hell up to the earth. his dad is like 72 years old and plays games, i think somethings not right here, he gets bruises if you fucking tap him with your pinky. hes a pussy.

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

A good dog; the best; loyal.

one of the greatest movies ever, no one ever looked so badass while wearing a suite, oh and adam you can shut the fuck up

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

A fuckable guy