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david

Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.

He is such a david

by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017

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A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010

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Kid

n. What a person calls someone of less importance than them or who they don't care about

"Was the person who threw up on you someone you knew?"

"Nah, it was some kid who crashed the party."

by Pacing_Jimmy December 21, 2015

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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

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idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

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