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Time-Rape

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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Nate Dogg

A rapper who is 90% of the time featured on other peoples albumns. Always sings the chorus.
Hey you heared that albumn by Nate Dogg. Its got every chorus he has done in every song he has done.
by Marc October 26, 2004
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Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.
After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl
by Rinoia December 20, 2022
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Captain Pancake

You know by his name that he is the 1337 of the 1337.
(4p741n P4n(4|{3 1$ $0 £337 17$ n07 3v3n ƒµnn¥!!1!!1!!one!!!
by Captain Pancake January 12, 2005
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Guderian

Heinz Guderian is a German General during WW2 and made the Blitzkrieg technique in battle. He commanded the 2nd Panzer Division, XVI Army Corps, XIX Army Corps, and 2nd Panzer Army. His highest rank was Generaloberst or a 4-star general. His awards are: 1914 Iron Cross 2nd class with 1939 spange, 1914 Iron Cross 1st class with 1939 spange, Knights Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Guderian?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: That's sad man.
by Heinz Guderian October 14, 2020
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permacast

Perpetual gray skies, as those found in the Pacific Northwest, most notably Portland.
"By February, months of permacast had me needing to get out of Portland and find some sun."
by spenceronehalf November 17, 2005
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Crazy town

An adjective used to describe something strange or weird, very similar in use to the adjective "crazy". May also be used as an exclamation of shock or surprise.
"Yo, this tee is crazy town!"

"£5 a pint? No way Dude, that's crazy town!"
by Ianiscrazytown April 9, 2008
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