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Jake Baldwin

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
by Witchgirl01 December 5, 2018
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McCormack Scale

A method of ranking the nerdiness and idiocy of an act. Much like the pH scale, this ranks acts based on how ludicrously and socially outlandish the act truly was. It ranges from 0 to 14, 14 being the most unacceptable. No 14 has ever been recorded, but the scale leader and co-founder, Sir Collin (preferred title: Lvl 47 Dungeon Master) has come close.
CM hits his head after falling to the ground in a pick up game of football. Nothing nerdy there, if anything, very manly. Yet, he grabs his head, and in a loud voice shreeks, "OW! My cranium!"
Reason for achieving a 13 on the McCormack Scale: seriously, we all knew you hurt your head, but you used a multisyllabic word to get your point across.
by Kunkel March 26, 2008
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Team 10

A club with IQ 10 or below who sleeps with Jake Paul who is a self-declared genius.
P1: Whats 1 + 1

P2: 11?
P1: Congrat! You can join Team 10!!!
by Dr. Gingerbreadkeemstar February 1, 2018
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Rage Smoke

When you rip a bong so hard and fast that you may either: suck the flame out; or (far more likely) inhale so much smoke you cough for several minutes.
Bill: *cough* *cough* *cough*

John: dude, you just rage smoked that bong!
by JPeels14 May 2, 2011
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pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved
dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck
by rustin garris March 6, 2008
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Noel

A very normal person who talks alot. Very funny he is very friendly to the ladies and usally talks to the ladies when you see him the ladies usally find him intrestting (in a good way) and loves talking to noel. The name noel is usally a girls name but sometimes used as a boys name. If it is a guy it is usally intrestted in sports and may bring up sports if you are talking to him. Usally some people might hate on noel but the noel will just ignore them and make a joke off of them. You all should meet a guy or a girl named noel he/she will turn your life around.
guy examples
girl1 : have you met noel
Girl 2: No

GIRL 1 : wELL you really need to meet him he is a really good friend

Girl Examples
Guy 1: Have you met noel she is always stating drama stay a way from her
GUY2: oK I HERD SHE IS VERY AWKAWARD TOO.
by KATIYYO4 November 17, 2010
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Alex

Alex is very pretty and has lots of money and very successful she will be very famous one day. If boy very cool and has a lot of swag and also might be a famous football player.
by I'm invisible September 24, 2013
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