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excessorise

A person that wears too many accessory items.

Particularly the girls that insist on having a wide belt to cover their large hips, huge earrings to distract from their ugly face and bright colored shoes that make their feet look huge.
Her outfit would be cute, if she'd lose that big ass red belt with those loud red shoes. She loves to excessorise!
by AngelicOne December 24, 2008
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Jennifer lopez (jlo)

A woman of many talents

She got that big booty that kim K is Jealous of like booty big and nice for a 50+ year old
Who's that lady with the amazing body thats jennifer lynn lopez

Superbowl and tour queen

Puerto Rican queen

Shes in her 50s and looks hella good w that fine booty🥵
Billy bob: Whos that with the big ol dumptruck

Jlovers: oh thats our queen Jennifer Lopez (jlo) id let her rail me anyday
by Instagram: Gaebaejen May 26, 2021
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Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.
"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"
by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013
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anant

anant is a word which means that that person will never end or lose.
we are greater than the anant
by shreyash August 6, 2006
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Caked

When an unwitting party guest is given a cake loaded with marijuana and subsequently passes out.
See that guy lying over there in a heap, I caked him about an hour ago.
by Katanamangler June 3, 2011
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MOSHUMAN

A portuguese kid that tried to own the mosh. Also could be known as Portuman.
1- man, that portuman last night...
2- DEF MOSHUMAN.
by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009
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Anthony

Someone who’s big as fuck eats pizza and doesn’t tell anyone he’s half Italian and half black he’s built like a fucking giant he judges u of your first 30 words yes this NIGGA count’s your first 30 words. He’s relationship life is shit cause he never applies pressure and if he does the other girl does not respond he has vivid feelings about being left alone for too long and would personally prefer a girl with the glasses and a bit anti-social he hates Super narcissist and the scary part he doesn’t mind shooting someone and will sleep like a baby if he kills you. Does not like fighting but always talks about fighting cause he’s to lazy to actually fight or do anything else in that matter. Hates other men that argue with women and loves a woman who think he can’t go out with her. Most likely won’t make it to heaven if he keeps making dark jokes. When he gets mad start running cause he has a little to much adrenaline he won’t stop till he kills you or get the task done. But he’s an amazing person overall.
Omg god thats Anthony!?
by Johno witherspoon November 22, 2021
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