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wedgie

When someone sneaks up behind and pulls your underwear up your crack, causing an intense amount of pain. Usually given to dorks wearing tighty-whities by cool guys wearing boxers because tighty-whities stretch farther, don't rip as easily, and dig deeper into your crack. If the person giving the wedgie is strong enough, they can lift you up by your underwear and hang you on something, this is called a hanging wedgie. It can keep the wedgie going, like the bondage wedgie, where the victim is tied up so they can't pick their wedgie.
I tattled on my brother and got him grounded. That night, I woke up to him lifting me up by my underwear. He gave me an atomic wedgie, then duct taped my hands together so I couldn't unpick it. The next morning, I was carried upstairs by my underwear and put me on the floor. Our parents were away, so he still wouldn't undo my wedgie or untape my hands. Later, my friend came over and did untape my hands and undo my wedgie. We planned to sneak out of the house, but my brother caught us just as we were leaving. He hauled us down to the basement and gave us hanging wedgies on a coatrack. This time, he left us up there until our parents came home. I never tattled on my brother again!
by Klare February 29, 2008
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gripper

A muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract where fecal waste is expelled.

AKA the Anus.
When one drinks too much moonshine, the gripper may get weak and let loose.
by Dolemite - Gimme my piece January 22, 2008
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kebob Armenian

an Armenian that only goes to church for the church festival or on a feast day
ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer

nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians
by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? March 17, 2021
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Shitter

a guy who shits on everything and everyone and just shits
Look at Joe, He's Such a shitter
by 4rostyPs August 9, 2022
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Valentine’s Day

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022
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Ate down

Cleansing your body after a long alcohol or drug binge.
Monday me and my buddies got ate down after a long weekend of getting ate the fuck up.
by Ice pick paul October 1, 2019
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midbie

A cross between a newb and a reg. Much smarter than n00bs, and have been on a certain board longer than newbs.
That midbie has been on for 4 monthes.
by Orbi March 21, 2004
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