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shaggy dog story

A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go
Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later
by X-Ray_Cat December 28, 2007
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Chopday

When a colleague at the workplace decides to come in later than everyone else. All others already at their workstations must cheer out 'CHOPDAY' to the latecomer.

Chopweek is another variation of chopday. If a colleague decides to pull a sicky, he has chopped the week by not coming in the agreed 5 days.
I cannot believe Tim is doing a chop week again.

Viggy is really doing alot of chopday recently.
by mb10, best buyer March 3, 2020
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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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smokey

ownage dutch tfc pimp who owns sexy hoes
All chicks love him, his style is totally smokey!
by Pimpl0rd April 6, 2003
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dynablocks

DynaBlocks is one of three names that were considered for Roblox during its early development.1 Contrary to popular belief, it was not a former name for Roblox. Jim Stevens registered this site on December 12, 2003. In 2003, DynaBlocks' URL was GoBlocks.com, but this was later changed to DynaBlocks.com.

It was then later renamed to Roblox in late 2004, due to DynaBlocks being "too hard" to remember. dynablocks.com, dynablox.com, and dynablock.com all redirect to roblox.com, and "Waiting for www.roblox.com" appears at the bottom of the screen.

goblocks.com and goblox.com also redirect to roblox.com
Sasha: i will paly dynablocks after 15 years *types dynablocks.com*
10 seconds later
Sasha: why is roblox game here?
Emily: dynablocks changed name to RŌBLOX
Sasha: oh,OK
by CAVE GAME August 27, 2019
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Headsot

When playing Counter Strike and you kill a person (another player) when hitting them in the head.

Used when the person only hit is on the other player's head causing them to die right away even though they were at 100% health before the hit.

Some players also call head short (headsot) weather or not the player was at 100% health before the shot (head shot).
EX: When another play comes around a corner (in the game Counter Strike) and you (headsot) hit them in the head causing them to die right away, no mater how much health they already had.
by Basileus Puros September 8, 2008
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