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cream

pretty or very attractive female. also a classy/sophisticated girl.
'That girl's cream' or 'she's the creamest of the cream'
by azra January 28, 2005
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Nastove

–noun (multiple pronunciations)
Nuh-stauve
Nuh' stɑv
1. A tampon lost within the vaginal canal as a result of sexual intercourse;

pl. nastoves

–verb

2. The act of losing a tampon within the vaginal canal as a result of sexual intercourse.

Variations:

n. nastoven: A female who has experienced a nastove.
n. nastovenist: A male who is commonly responsible for causing nastoves.
nastovened,nastoveny, nastovectomy, nastovene, nastovology.
tampon vagina sex sexual intercourse

Origin:

1989–2010; Ballkin/Slavic < F; see tampion
The following morning, Jill made an appointment to see Dr. Jack to have her nastove extracted.
by Prof. Dick Webster Phd. March 14, 2010
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breakbeat

Breakbeat is real music for people who have over-dosed on the hyperactive and unnatural tempo of DnB, had enough of being bummed by mullet-sporting disco gays at Electroclash parties, can't stand the generic dross that is House music, who's ears have stopped bleeding from all the badly produced Rock n Roll and those diabetics in need of an insulin injection after gobbling too many sweets at the candybar called Trance Music.
You're informed, articulate, un-cliched, fashionable and street-smart. You like breakbeat
by indolent ragpiece May 22, 2006
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Pushing p

Sucking dick.👎🏾🅿️
by Ldsfh January 27, 2022
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d-mex

short for "dirty-mexican", d-mex is a term often used by the members of ckumc to identify the cuisine served from stands, pick up truck beds, roach coaches, and/or push carts, specifically from the underprivileged and financially unstable areas of mexico.
After a hard night of drinking, Dan yells out, "yo, let's get some d-mex!"
by bryankim October 28, 2007
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Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans
Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.
by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022
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creation science

n. A fundamentalist Christian outreach concept, in which the intent is to "debunk" science with the word of scripture. Its most vocal adherents are southern and mid-western U.S. evangelical protestants (see Bible Thumper.) Creation "scientists" try to convince "unsaved" people that the Earth was formed in a Creation that took place at the hands of Almighty God a few thousand years ago, and hope their evidence will convert a few of these "unsaved" people to the faith.

Some key tenets of Creation Science:

--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.

--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).

--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)

Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!
Question: How old is this part of the Grand Canyon?

Scientist: This formation is about five million years old, according to our best uranium-lead dating...

Creation Scientist: Them there canyon ain't no more 'n' maybe 4000 years ole,' and if you done believe otherwise, you're a Hellbound sinner, praise the Lord! Now please op'n' all yawl's Bibles to Genesis, Chapter Six and let us remind ourselves of the word of God...
by Carl Willis December 14, 2004
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