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by bubblepony May 2, 2022
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Blueberry Pie

A most excellent combination of milk stout and blueberry beer in a single glass (or two glasses if you have friends). You first pour the blueberry beer, then, using a Guinness spoon or something similar, you layer the milk stout on top of the blueberry beer. The result is something straight from your mother's kitchen.
Bartender: So you're at a bar on Thanksgiving? I've got just the thing!
Bar Fly: Holy crap! That tastes just like mom's blueberry pie! Why are you open on Thanksgiving?
by Laura the Lab Rat November 20, 2010
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Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".
Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"
by babykiller111 November 15, 2010
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Brociopath

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
by Spurlockio October 13, 2011
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Squeet

"Squeet".
by Uncle Edgy May 8, 2022
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Moat

“DAB, Yolo
“ honostly ur such a moat go away
by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018
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Pussychook

1) (n)An insult to describe someone who is nervous, afraid of social contact with people, a recluse.

2)(n)Scared of doing something that your friends tell you to do but you chicken out. Combines both 'chicken!' and 'pussy!'

3)(v) To scour an area, a place for hot ladies.
"Let's go snowboarding on the advanced course!"
"No way!!!" " Haha, you're a Pussychook!"

"You should ask her out." "Yes....but not now!"
"You're a Pussychook!"

"Do you want to go pussychooking at Club 69?"
"Yeah let's check it!"
by Dogbreath October 11, 2006
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