Urban Dictionary

A lazer with Jimmy parts (Better (supposedly) because they are from the more expensive GMC Jimmy). As defined by Mac Lethal in his song '87 Blimmy.

Used to describe something appearing to be better than it really is.

A one fifth of a gallon bottle of alcohol, or 4/5 of a quart. Previous to the US converting to the metric system, hard liquor was sold in 1/5 gallon bottles. Slightly larger than the current 750ml, but still used to refer to a 750ml of booze

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.

When you play a game and lose every round that day because of one noob friend in your party but you can't blame them because they are your friends .

When somebody has areolas that are similar in size to a slice of salami

When used in fanfiction, a sort-of legality placed at the beginning of each chapter. It states that the fandom doesn't belong to the author of the fanfic, and is often written in a sarcastic way, especially after several chapters.

an adolescent or a young adult who has withdrawn from social life, often obsessed with television, internet and video games, and rarely ever leaves one's room