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1. A contemptuous “human” who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. It’s all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.
2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.
3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.
3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
1. "That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs."
2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."
3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."
3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
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