Urban Dictionary

pretty or very attractive female. also a classy/sophisticated girl.

–noun (multiple pronunciations)
Nuh-stauve
Nuh' stɑv
1. A tampon lost within the vaginal canal as a result of sexual intercourse;

pl. nastoves

–verb

2. The act of losing a tampon within the vaginal canal as a result of sexual intercourse.

Variations:

n. nastoven: A female who has experienced a nastove.
n. nastovenist: A male who is commonly responsible for causing nastoves.
nastovened,nastoveny, nastovectomy, nastovene, nastovology.
tampon vagina sex sexual intercourse

Origin:

1989–2010; Ballkin/Slavic < F; see tampion

Breakbeat is real music for people who have over-dosed on the hyperactive and unnatural tempo of DnB, had enough of being bummed by mullet-sporting disco gays at Electroclash parties, can't stand the generic dross that is House music, who's ears have stopped bleeding from all the badly produced Rock n Roll and those diabetics in need of an insulin injection after gobbling too many sweets at the candybar called Trance Music.

Sucking dick.👎🏾🅿️

short for "dirty-mexican", d-mex is a term often used by the members of ckumc to identify the cuisine served from stands, pick up truck beds, roach coaches, and/or push carts, specifically from the underprivileged and financially unstable areas of mexico.

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

n. A fundamentalist Christian outreach concept, in which the intent is to "debunk" science with the word of scripture. Its most vocal adherents are southern and mid-western U.S. evangelical protestants (see Bible Thumper.) Creation "scientists" try to convince "unsaved" people that the Earth was formed in a Creation that took place at the hands of Almighty God a few thousand years ago, and hope their evidence will convert a few of these "unsaved" people to the faith.

Some key tenets of Creation Science:

--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.

--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).

--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)

Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!