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yourmamacitis

noun- disease transmitted by a milf.
by sars for sale June 2, 2003
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Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
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otherway

I can do it otherway also.
by uttam maharjan December 27, 2010
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heck

A lighter version of Satan's domain, hell, where temperature is kept t-shirt-and-shorts high, ruled by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
I gave my son a yoghurt that had expired yesterday...I'll go straight to Heck.
by Journas October 19, 2003
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ck

"common knowledge", often used as a replacement for "obviously"
it's ck I am a better athlete than you
by Nuji Wuji January 20, 2006
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West Virginia Circumcision

The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.
My sister just had to give me a West Virginia Circumcision. But the blowjob was really good.
by Bry P. June 12, 2016
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pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.
YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!
by finewoman September 21, 2013
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