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Alashia

A sweet Beautiful girl with big dreams and a caring friend who loves so hard . She is very wise and smart

“Alashia is golden”

by The genius gender September 27, 2018

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When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!

Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.

by Telephony June 6, 2015

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poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

An especially rare word written when one's boredom (and creativity) has achieved monstrous proportions by first going from right to left on the top row of the keyboard, then left to right on the bottom row, and finally from left to right in the middle row. Congratulations on finding this definition.

Jim: Hey Tyrone, have you tried searching up asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm in DuckDuckGo. It's pretty funny.
Tyrone: That's nothing, have you searched mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Jim: Yah.
Tyrone: What about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Jim: Uh-huh.
Tyrone: Alright then what about poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl? Even I haven't searched that one up.
Jim: Oh shit there's no entry.
Tyrone: Better make one then.
15 minutes later
Jim: Well thats that.

Tyrone: I guess you could say the internet is a better place now.
Jim: I suppose.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: What the fuck are we doing with our life?
Jim: I dunno man.
Tyrone: Let's get back to work.
Jim and Tyrone work for a bit
Tyrone: Wait did you say you are using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Why the fuck are you using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Well?
Jim: Don't you know Tyrone, for everyone who’s had enough of online tracking, DuckDuckGo lets you take back your online privacy now.
Tyrone: What?
Jim: Every day millions of people rely on DuckDuckGo's free all-in-one privacy solution. DuckDuckGo's mobile browser and desktop extension come with private search and seamless protection from trackers as you browse.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: Your personal data is nobody's business.
Tyrone: Is this an advertisment?
Jim: Is it an advertisment if I'm not getting paid?
Tyrone: I don't think so.
Jim: Well then this isn't an advertisment.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Okay then.

by iShouldReallyStopProcrastining April 10, 2021

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Ryan

Ryan is a player . He will get with a girl only for the looks. The longest relationship he will ever have is two weeks.apart from that he normally has blonde hair and thinks he is cute which resembles an f boy

Omg wasn’t Ryan with molly last week but now he is with Riley

by Hellokids.x.x April 12, 2020

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