Urban Dictionary

"No joda" is a spanish slang (commonly used by Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, etc.) Depending on your tone, saying "no joda" can either mean "Don't mess with me" or if you say it with an attitude it can mean "don't fuck with me".

The most dumbass vice principal ever. She sucks choad and is a 400 lb blob piece of shit. She is an absolute faggot when it comes to phones. She tries to put “cool” stuff at assemblies and shit but ends up getting shit on. Everyone fucking hates her bc of how shitty she is. Everyone vote to fire her because she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. FUCK BOSSHART

Very knowledgeable. Understands and catches everything very fast. Has a tendency to mould in any background where she is kept. Very beautiful, naughty, emotional, humourous and short tempered.

„Pokurtena“ is a bulgarian word ,describing the feeling when you are thirsty as fuck ,so you search for water in every possible shop like Metro or Technopolis ,but the water there is not under 1 lev so you dont want it. Pokurtena is beautiful word for it can be use on every way when you are acting like stupid shit.

what to call someone if u find urself in a pickle and this person is bugging the shit outta u (like a laxative brownie =D )

A natural asshole is a person who is born rude. A natural is an admirable human being, as they give zero fucks

A piece of skin over the dick and vagina commonly affecting very fat people