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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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sperm whisperer

A man who is deft at the manipulation and consumption of copious amounts of semen while maintaining the illusion of being "one of the guys."
"Man! I thought that Steve was cool, it turns out he's just another Sperm Whisperer."
by HallowedrtheOri November 12, 2014
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Dominican Ray

A step up in their fit or positive change in appearance.
“… Got hit with the Dominican Ray”
by RiceDumb March 6, 2025
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nibba titties

big juicy creamy milky sweaty titties on a nibba
"damn, those nibba titties looking fresh"
by nibba specialist September 7, 2017
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white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.
guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020
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desquamated

To shed or peel off in scales, usually in reference to the skin of animals.
Clarice keeps a lot of animals, her whole apartment is covered in shed fur and desquamated skin.
by Qai December 12, 2007
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9/11

You fuckin pussies
ima go down on you like the twin towers did on 9/11
by IcyBlueSkullYT September 9, 2019
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