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skankalump

n. a person that can be classified with sluts, skanks, and whores.
Mariah Carey is a skankalump.
by JAAJAA May 30, 2006
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adavan

Adavan is a little willy monkey that will steal your girlfriend, but he miserably fails as he is ugly and a pedo.
He will also be charzarding your girl when you least expect it, he will also do it to your grandpa and mum.
He is gay asf.
He touches little kids.
he is also transgender man or woman so just make sure to check before you decide to date him, if you're dumb enough.
Did I mention he is gay?
He is so much like Adavan, so weird so Indian.
by not the boogeyman March 13, 2024
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Scott

Scott is a shit bag piece of scum
by Anon1790 May 27, 2017
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metaspam

The act of spamming an IT professional after he informs you that a new spam filter has been put in place.
Email from IT guy: "We have implemented a new spam filter to address the issue of all the spam people have been receiving recently."
MetaSpammer, email #1: "I'd like an order of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam. And some eggs."
MetaSpammer, email #2: "Ham and jam and spamalot?"
MetaSpammer, email #3: "Spamalamadingdong"
MetaSpammer, email #n+1: ...
Tech: "Your account has been closed, jackass. DIAF."
by TheAngryCanadian August 27, 2010
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in my cups

"In my cups" means drunk.
Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

(Based on the Winston Churchill quote)
by operaman June 28, 2008
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Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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Fifty-Fifty

A fifty-fifty is an alcoholic beverage containing one half Dubra (about 2 shots worth) and half Hawaiian Punch. This generally fills about half a Solo cup. It's possible to make this with other low-shelf vodka' the point of the 50-50 relationship is that this beverage is only for those with high tolerance for bad alcohol. Two Fifty-Fifties will get a person tipsy. Blame the dirty dubes.
After her second Fifty-fifty, the girl began rolling on the ground in fits of tipsy laughter.
by CharlesDarwinQuotes November 8, 2010
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