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Kay

A girl I met on Snapchat who’s got the greatest smile and made my break 1milx better just by adding me back. She loves theatre and skiing, I spilled my guts to her and she came back with an open mind. She’s crazy sexy and I wish I got to see her again before she left. Maybe she would want to meet up again next time she comes to NY?
Me: Hey Kay
Kay: Yeah?
Me: Go on a date with me
Kay: okay!
by Mranonymous2019 December 23, 2019
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cock logic

the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!

steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!

she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!

-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.
1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.
by Anal Czar September 17, 2010
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IWYBAD

I want your big ass dick. Used when a male's sexual partner(s) is horny and in need/want of him.
"Babe! Text me when you get this message. IWYBAD."
by Synder2356 March 4, 2019
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Sebastian

A very, very, very sexy man
I want Sebastian to censored
by carrot._.yuh January 14, 2022
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gabby

a very basic girl.
“gabby went to starbucks for the 5th time this week"
by ava42069 July 28, 2021
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Drive-by Liking

A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.

1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.

2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.

Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).

Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:

Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this

Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this

Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this

Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
by JeffJonezZz September 28, 2009
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