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Anti-Woke

A conservative snowflake that lives in fear of facts, history, books and drag queens.

The anti-woke governor of Florida is leading a crusade to protect the children of florida from learning about slavery and black history.

by prfsrX March 2, 2023

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Gayzing

Term used when you catch a guy staring at your junk.

Guy #1: "Dude, are you staring at my junk?"
Guy #2: "What? No."
Guy #1: "Yes you were, you were totally gayzing!"

Guy: "I caught your gay friend staring at my junk yesterday"
Girl: "Really?! Were you wearing underwear?"
Guy: "Nah, I was freeballing it"
Girl: "Well, then you can't blame him for gazing!"

by Mann Monroe September 10, 2012

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Rejectionese

The well known language used by a single woman to reject a single man.

I thought she was a nice girl until she started talking to me in Rejectionese.

by delpelham October 19, 2013

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TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

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squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

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Moon Goggles

The act of draping one's scrotum over an individual's peepers. Why is this called giving someone "Moon Goggles" you ask? Because when looking directly at a solar eclipse, one will find it is painful to the unprotected eyes. Looking through a stretched, veiny ballsack acts as a buffer to filter out harmful UV rays. The first planet you see (besides the nads on your brow) is the moon. You're using this skin as goggles. Ergo, you have donned "Moon Goggles".

Dude #1: Hey look! A solar eclipse! Someone get me some Moon Goggles! Blah blah blah and all that noise.

by Leroy Foote May 6, 2011

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