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Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

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full body phallo

when a pooner gets surgery to turn his entire body into the neophallus to maximize gender euphoria

doods, i've been heckin dysphoric lately and i think full body phallo is the only thing that will affirm me. no i'm not on t needles are scary @_@

by stinky snail trail May 10, 2022

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a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.

I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.

by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023

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