Urban Dictionary

Humping a female in erratic motion and then tell your buddies about it.

Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.

The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.

For more information, please see triple anal or chode.

A massive erection that threatens to break one's zipper. Usually in an awkward social location.

a beautiful woman who defies all SJWs and caucasians ;)
i do love a little spice spice

duni

"Would do business again". Used in Ebay feedback after a sale, because feedback responses must be short.