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The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.
While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"
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note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers
cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).
coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.
parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.
(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.
my best friend is a jizz bag.
my wife is a jizz bag.
my dog is a jizz bag.
dust mites are jizz bags.
the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.
my girlfriend is a jizz bag.
etcetera ad infinitum
cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).
coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.
parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.
(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.
my best friend is a jizz bag.
my wife is a jizz bag.
my dog is a jizz bag.
dust mites are jizz bags.
the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.
my girlfriend is a jizz bag.
etcetera ad infinitum
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