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HEIC

A retarded file format that the morons over at apple decided it would be good to replace the JPG format by default. Those fuckers.
Person 1: Hey dude check out this image
Person 2: wait is this a HEIC image?? Get the fuck out of my life you goddamn shithead
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024
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Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
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Rat's nest

Messy hair with a ponytail lump in it.
Person: Man look at that girl Dakota's hair, it's such a rat's nest.
by MaccaLvr1942 May 11, 2010
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val

an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.

this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).

GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!
by Tim_undercover<3 June 27, 2008
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Shit Licker

by Joey July 8, 2003
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conversation hangover

The feeling you get in the morning after having a really deep discussion with someone right before going to bed.
Jennifer: I woke up this morning with a conversation hangover I think...lol.
Steve: Yeah that will happen when we talk about deep stuff right before bed.
by KillerSkorpion August 26, 2013
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Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
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