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Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.
A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!
by samegma August 12, 2010
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tigobs

ti-go-bitties
aka
big ol titties
(roots from ying yang twins song "Get Low")
Jenny McCarthy has some tigobs in Baseketball
by GMUPATRIOT January 28, 2008
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Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan
Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!
by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024
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Allergetical

“My neighbor is very allergetical when it comes to cutting his grass.” -M. Massey
by Mrs.scoot August 7, 2024
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arvie

a word meaning afternoon; possibly from the latin arvo.
Let's meet this arvie.
by _brian May 14, 2005
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KB

dawg we got some kb lastnight we was so blazed
by cameron May 3, 2003
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chebbs

look at the chebbs on that razzle bitch
by Mat Philpott April 8, 2003
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