Urban Dictionary

Governmental assistance for people who don't work. Basically free money given to them by the government. Usually used by fat 30 year old women with 8 kids, crackheads and lazy ass people who don't wanna work. Kids that collect welfare are disrespectful to others who have more money than them and try to make themselves sound like they have everything, when their Wal-Mart clothing wearing asses say otherwise.

god, the purest form of god a purple monke that took the form of a human

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

The sexiest bitch in the universe. All them chicks want to suck his MASSIVE dick. He is known for beating his meat 6 times a day and if you speak ill of him you will gain weight in high school.

(n) A friend that you can no longer reach whether they have a drug problem, an alcohol problem, or a relationship problem.