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Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.
Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.
by ?M冿 May 9, 2005
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lolbster

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
by The Lolcano October 1, 2007
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Pi Sigma

Pi Sigma is a diverse sorority of cannabis-proud women also known as the Pink Sesh Society. From sophisticated women who run executive board meetings, to elegant mothers handling family business, these women live unapologetically, celebrate each other, and enjoy cannabis.
I can't wait to become a member of Pi Sigma and meet new friends and sisters.
by persephoneroe420 May 6, 2021
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luluhypnosis

When a girl in lululemons with a very nice ass walks past, and one becomes so hypnotized by checking them out that they dont watch where they are going, and usually end up hitting a wall. The luluhypnosis victim usually becomes so astounded that even though they know they're caught and look like a perverted idiot, they still dont stop staring.
Penny: OMG did you see Tom? he walked right into the wall and wouldnt stop staring at my butt!

Cassidy: Well you are wearing lululemons, he probably got a bad case of luluhypnosis

Example 2:

Paul: *drool

Jeff: Damn it Paul come back to us!

Ryder: Its no use, Jeff, hes got luluhypnosis
by CodyTheCreator November 15, 2011
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[K.B.M.F]

Killed By My Fists.
not really killing, but getting the crap beat out of you...ha.
Yoooooooo son, that dude, that dude is gonna be K.B.M.F!!!
by Tinatwotwo October 18, 2008
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Shorby

A shorby is a tiny dick, whether it be a person or the actual organ itself. Usually unsatisfying and greasy.
That dude has a shorby.
He's a total shorby.
I saw it, it was definately a shorby.
by RageRageFurby August 23, 2010
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anna ohura

a japanese adult actress who has dominated the AV industry in japan. She has a voluptuous figure and is blessed with a set of double D breasts.
Hey I just fucked Anna Ohura's tits.
by Jimmy Lin July 15, 2006
mugGet the anna ohuramug.

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