being so opsessed with someone's hottieness that you bite the dust because you slipped on ur own drool puddle...

A fat bastard wannabe and God knows how
that piece of shit could get a decent
girlfriend. Likes oriental girls but
can't get that in a millions years.

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.

Out of control,stupid,cock blocking many things that friends do or people are

Out of control,stupid,cock blocking something people do or are.

the skin between the anus and the penis; also see grundle.

having intercourse, having hardcore,yet, pleasurable sex.