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jazmine frog

a purple frog with pink spots on it an can instantly kill if touched, mostly found in Vallejo CA. if seen contact the nearest safeway. we try are hardest to put all jazmine frogs behind bars.
DID YOU SEE THAT JAZMINE FROG BITE RAYSTOPHER :0
by zebra pony December 15, 2010
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bastardisation

derick nobcheese's entry is a perfect example of a bastardisation of a definition.
It helps to use nouns properly in a sentence, preferably as nouns and not as verbs.
by Militia July 27, 2004
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Katia

Girl who sucks big black cock
Only drinks cum
Katia is so nice! But I wish she'd get a drink of water instead of cum for once .
by Chloekingfandom December 18, 2015
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poopy pedro

The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.
Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.
by Big Daddy Guiche September 15, 2006
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G35

G35. To many it is known as a sultry luxury-sports coupe. Sadly, a high percentage of those who drive the G35 coupe can not afford a BMW 3xx but still wish to act in the pompous manner said BMW owners do. This leads to many stoplight encounters, where, if you accelerate at even the speed of the common land tortoise, the G35 owner will attempt to show you how small his dick is by taking off.

Motoring enthusiasts know better though, as the G35 has become a bit of a punching bag concerning metrosexual males and their undying need of attention. The reasoning is simple: inside the first aid kit for the G35, be it the coupe or the sedan, you'll find a single Maxi-pad "Feminine Napkin."

As such, the term G35 is used much in the same way that "fag" is. And for good reason.
If I drop the soap, I'll find out very quickly who drives a G35.
That's G35 material.
Ten bucks says that guy in the pink polo with his collar up drives a G35.
Did you know Lance Bass has a G35?
by JasonE. January 5, 2008
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Titty Sprinkles

Tittys that are sprinkled

something to yell when playing horror games
by HunterTakami March 2, 2023
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Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number
me: hey ur mother
her: ok
by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021
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