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Pug

A drug, disease infected whore, liars, theif, sneaks into another man's room to have sex while her man is in the other room, has had sex with roadkill, leaves her baby wherever, lazy, loves the subs, tells her man that there is nothing to worry about and sleeps with other men, is a scared blonde who steals tablets and I pods and sentimental love letters, has the ability to snatched up anyone's man and get tit shots for free and trash houses
Man did you see joja she is a Pug.
I felt pug when I slept with george.
by Drinkee, December 31, 2018
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charot

Is supercalifragilisticexpealidocious a real word or a charot?
by lilo626 June 25, 2022
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Ugly Man Complex

The ugly man complex is a trait shown in most individuals who are lower on the attractiveness scale than most. They have been talked down so much by society and have developed so many insecurities the only way a person with this can stay sane is to constantly delude themselves with a false image of self as if they were some type of attractive, interesting, important man.
Person 1:Bro, Amir is so ugly but thinks he’s hot shit.
Person 2:Bro he’s got the ugly man complex.
by 1BackendChild_ January 21, 2023
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Shitting Rainbows

The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.
Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.
by 7| Leif March 15, 2009
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Nutwad

Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.
That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.
by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009
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deutsch nozzle

somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .
by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010
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Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?
Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.
by Classic Sam August 23, 2009
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