The little blotch of red that appears on one of someone's eyes after they have been playing Call of Duty for too long.

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

Slang for masturbation in the 80’s

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

To be so hungry you have a sexual desire for food

someone who lacks emotions and affection usually lacks aspects of parenting and can sometimes be sweet.

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.