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tek tecky

it's when you go to extreme lengths and get real high tech

it was tek tecky the way she used her g string to repel down that rock wall!!!

by upthedog December 22, 2002

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two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

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shwing

Used when something is cool or in the house, dog.

Wow, check her out! Shwing!

by urmom December 22, 2002

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fagtard

Someone who is homosexual and mentally retarded.

Oh, I see tiger is a fagtard as a secret. It was a good trick.

by Decker December 22, 2002

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assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

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noggafish

A whale's pussy OR a stinking black woman's pussy.

Jesus, you did eat a noggafish.

by Decker December 22, 2002

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powerfelch

a variation of the wordfelch/word (sexual act).

in powerfelching, before felching commences the felchee consumes ex-lax, allegedly giving the anally-sucked-up cum a bubblier, frothier consistency.

"where's my ex-lax and drinking straws? Fred, have you been powerfelching again?"

by Mark December 22, 2002

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tek tecky

two-stooler

shwing

fagtard

assfoon

noggafish

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