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The product of your ears when their so jammed up with crap that two PAs must forcefully flush upwards of 2 gallons of water through your ears. Similar looking to bird poop
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Person A: “Look at all these sheeple completely attached to their phones”
Person B: “And your problem with that is?”
Person A: “They could be spending doing other things”
Person B: “We’re on a subway what are our options exactly?”
Person A: “Read a book?”
Person B: “You expect everyone to have a book on them at all times?”
Person A: “That would be amazing for literacy! Then I wouldn’t have to be surrounded by these unenlightened simpletons!”
Person B: “So, I assume, you not being an unenlightened simpleton, you’ve read many books?”
Person A: “Correct you are”
Person B: “Then you’d know most books don’t fit in pockets right?”
Person A: “Well sure but it’s still a lot better pastime than having you’re eyes glued to screens”
Person B: “Even when you finish or lose interest or upon, starting the novel, find you don’t like the most often one story provided?”
Person A: “Don’t underestimate just how much you can get out of even one story”
Person B: “And that’s comparable to the millions of games, videos, pictures, songs, news articles, audiobooks, podcasts and streaming series, shows, short films, and movies and, yes 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 that you can access through phones?”
Person A: “Stfu NPC, you may think you know everything, you may think you’re the main character but really yo…”
Person B: “Whatever man”
Person B: “And your problem with that is?”
Person A: “They could be spending doing other things”
Person B: “We’re on a subway what are our options exactly?”
Person A: “Read a book?”
Person B: “You expect everyone to have a book on them at all times?”
Person A: “That would be amazing for literacy! Then I wouldn’t have to be surrounded by these unenlightened simpletons!”
Person B: “So, I assume, you not being an unenlightened simpleton, you’ve read many books?”
Person A: “Correct you are”
Person B: “Then you’d know most books don’t fit in pockets right?”
Person A: “Well sure but it’s still a lot better pastime than having you’re eyes glued to screens”
Person B: “Even when you finish or lose interest or upon, starting the novel, find you don’t like the most often one story provided?”
Person A: “Don’t underestimate just how much you can get out of even one story”
Person B: “And that’s comparable to the millions of games, videos, pictures, songs, news articles, audiobooks, podcasts and streaming series, shows, short films, and movies and, yes 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 that you can access through phones?”
Person A: “Stfu NPC, you may think you know everything, you may think you’re the main character but really yo…”
Person B: “Whatever man”
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