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Joy Bells

The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.
While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"
by Ike Mamazon December 10, 2013
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jizz bag

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum
by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009
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BM

BM stands for BladeMaster from the popular Bilzzard game Warcraft III.
Crap, TP to my base the fags are BM rushing me!
by DoomsDayPoptart April 21, 2005
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Titty bump

A neighborhood cheer mostly performed in the Washington DC area and consisted of rapid and jerking movements of the pelvic area
Did you see the young ladies perform titty bump at the neighborhood block party?
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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Famous Anus

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.
Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.
by mooseshadows December 19, 2012
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The Finisher

When a closeted homosexual gets caught catching head from a transvestite in the front seat of his car.
That's why I'm the finisher bitch, said Mr Cee. to his transvestite partner that evening after splooging on his face
by KickPush2 April 24, 2011
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Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
by fakeyouout May 20, 2016
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