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by justajealousguy January 16, 2010
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Get the niggers mug.The act of two or more people fighting for control over one Spotify account. For instance, one person may be picking the next song on the laptop, while another uses the smartphone to play a different song, only to be superseded by a third asshole using the tablet to pick his/her choice.
First dude: Guys listen to this song, this is my JAM *plays jam by michael jackson from the laptop*
Second guy: No, this is MY jam *plays the jam by a tribe called quest from the smartphone*
Asshole #3: NO THIS IS THE BEST JAM EVER *plays the space jam theme song from the tablet*
Someone else: I'm leaving if you guys keep spotifighting.
Second guy: No, this is MY jam *plays the jam by a tribe called quest from the smartphone*
Asshole #3: NO THIS IS THE BEST JAM EVER *plays the space jam theme song from the tablet*
Someone else: I'm leaving if you guys keep spotifighting.
by sarcastic_potato June 12, 2015
Get the spotifighting mug.I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
by goodlord! November 24, 2015
Get the And then i fucked her up the ass mug.by knowmads4dayz April 27, 2011
Get the knowmads mug.white heads. black heads. angry ones. sad ones. just plain old annoying ones. they make you feel self-contious cos u r not beautiful like those pretty models. and you pour every single snazzy 'natural' cream onto it and it WONT BLOODY GO AWAY!!! don't squeeze the lil idiots. they just get worst. and hey, who said puberty would be easy? put up with it. live it out. hold your pizza head high. because believe me, nobody, NOBODY, can escape the zits of terror.
Jess: Simon, you have a zit
Simon: I know! I tried putting essence of tree oil and ginger X0 5 beauty product, but it won't go away!
Jess: sad life ;)
Simon: I know! I tried putting essence of tree oil and ginger X0 5 beauty product, but it won't go away!
Jess: sad life ;)
by REB7293_2223hfje September 25, 2020
Get the Zit mug.Eager little helper who is always the first to pitch in and organize everybody and everything, whether you ask them to or not....usually not.
We were all trying to relax after dinner when Ashley's do-bag boyfriend jumped up and insisted on doing the dishes immediately. We all felt so guilty we were forced to put down our drinks and join him. What a do-bag!
by megalass September 22, 2011
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