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schnizzle 

The ultimate in anything! Better then "da bomb" its "da schnizzle"
"that girl is the schnizzle!" "this place is the schnizzle!"
schnizzle by D_daddy_M October 29, 2003
A large corporation of dumbass cocksuckers who want to steal your money and give you shit service. In early 2012, they added a type of program to where you have a data cap. Yes, a data cap. A data cap of 300GBs. This data cap is easy to go over with things such as streaming, downloading things, etc. Every 1GB you go over, you have to pay $10. This shitty company is a monopoly and they don't give two single shits about you. If you live in the states: Alabama; Tucson, Arizona; Atlanta, Augusta and Savannah, Georgia; Central Kentucky; Maine; Jackson, Mississippi; Knoxville, Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; and Charleston, South Carolina, you are absolutely fucked internet-wise. Fuck you Comcast, you dumb fucking cunts!
Person 1: Hey dude, did you get your internet bill?

Person 2: Yes I did.

Person 1: How much was it in total?

Person 2: Oh, umm, let me check. Oh yeah, it was around $300.

Person 1: Really? Why so much?

Person 2: Because Comcast is a cocksucking, money-stealing, monopoly corporation who doesn't give a shit about their customers and their well-being.

Person 1: Lol, rekt, I have DirectTV.
A fruity simp who used to simp for katski bakugo and kins him and overuses the term “penis” too much
grelled is a penis head
grelled by kobenifangirl September 1, 2021
That Guy Suresh is a full-on nogger; that guy drank up all the eggnog at the office party.
nogger by SrikantBundEL December 11, 2025

dominate 

1)sed to describe skill at something, 2) to proclaim that you are better than anyone else

1) dude, i freakin dominated that jump!

2) i dominate all you bitches!
dominate by thrashking747 July 25, 2007
Smug individuals that waste all their time on Flat earth facebook pages. Trying to prove how smart they are by arrogantly berating flat earth scientists about their knowledge on the flat earth, trying and failing for years to convince flat earth believers otherwise.

Not to be confused with normal every day humans that accept the earth is a globe and don't worry about it.
Glober stop trying to tell me lies about the earth I know the truth it is flat.
Glober by Flat earth scientist January 31, 2019