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welfare

Governmental assistance for people who don't work. Basically free money given to them by the government. Usually used by fat 30 year old women with 8 kids, crackheads and lazy ass people who don't wanna work. Kids that collect welfare are disrespectful to others who have more money than them and try to make themselves sound like they have everything, when their Wal-Mart clothing wearing asses say otherwise.
People on welfare are fucking trash. We pay taxes to the government so these wastes of air can have a fucking life. Stop watching Oprah and get off your ass. Get a job and help the economy! Assholes...
by Marco K. May 27, 2010
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brsecret

god, the purest form of god a purple monke that took the form of a human
who dat mokney?

brsecret
by Poff_ March 26, 2022
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Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!
by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022
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Dude

A good person you can have good times with and share good laughs.
I consider my friend Maria Vargas a good person, therefore she's a dude.
by 300sosababy May 31, 2015
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SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me
Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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astrinakis

The sexiest bitch in the universe. All them chicks want to suck his MASSIVE dick. He is known for beating his meat 6 times a day and if you speak ill of him you will gain weight in high school.
OMG, is he astrinakis ? I want him to dirty Chewbacca me soooo much...
by RiceCumball November 20, 2021
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lostfriend

(n) A friend that you can no longer reach whether they have a drug problem, an alcohol problem, or a relationship problem.
-Hey, Christine! How's life treatin' you? I've got an STD and I'm about to declare bankruptcy and I can't drive downtown anymore because I've got a DUI. See you!

-Woah, dudes, she's a lostfriend.
by Iwillnot January 22, 2010
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