Urban Dictionary

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

a term to describe men.

He is deez nuts in his own mouth.

the lover of small boys and being finished

Polish for penis.

1. A chronic state of degeneracy characterized by excessive screen time, poor life decisions, and the social awareness of a damp sock. Often used to describe someone who looks like they haven’t touched grass since 2014 and thinks yelling into a $300 mic is a personality trait.

2. A streamer who plays like they were dropped on their head — mid-stream — and stayed live. Shkdurps often confuse sarcasm with intelligence and think being “quirky” is a substitute for showering.

Usage:
“He ate glue as a kid and now streams Valorant full-time — classic Shkdurp.”
“Her whole vibe screams Shkdurp: LED lights, fake ADHD, and 6 different GFuel tubs on the shelf.”

Synonyms: brain-lagged, turbo derp, content-pilled, Twitch goblin
Antonym: functioning adult

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.