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NFT

A non-fungible-token

Nobody actually pays for images. They just screenshot/save them to their images.
Person 1: Bro I just bought an NFT!

Person 2: Bro you are a fucking dumbass, just screenshot it.
by Gradient0 November 16, 2022
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Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.
Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”
by a_good_listener June 1, 2024
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Oof Boy

An individual who takes time to say oof in unfortunate situations.
Ethan is a total oof boy. He took an extra 15 seconds to say oof while Sivad had to cough cough test
by Samenametwice May 15, 2021
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Dirty Maura

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries

Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020
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Hetero-binarist

A straight (hetero) person who believes in Binarism, or the belief that there are only two genders.
Normal people are hetero-binarist
by Normalfolk September 12, 2019
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peoo

To pee and poo at the same time
That was so funny, I accidentally peooed
by Alys31 January 13, 2008
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ModernSonnet

The beautiful, talented, and supportive wife of variety streamer RocksinmyDryer. She has been known to take over his stream in his absences and always keeps him well hydrated.
ModernSonnet is a sweetheart
by Tea and Sonnets November 2, 2019
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