zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel September 27, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

zz top

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

by Rossotron October 09, 2005

zz top

to put your cock in someones ass and spin them around like zz top does to his guitar.

That bitch got double zz toped.

by bjjjjjjjjjjjj April 04, 2008

ZZ Top

The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks

by katahdin 953 August 26, 2009

ZZ Top

Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.

Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top

by Kyle Tarrao May 22, 2011

ZZ Top

One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.

by Call me the Mayor November 22, 2006