groomsmen who is unable to attend the wedding in person but joins via a zoom call, usually carried about by another groomsman. Adding a tie to the tablet is optional.
Do due COVID-19 we have a groomsman attending today virtually, a zoomsman if you will.
A quickact of sex, especially fucking, between the legs.
My girl wanted me to give her the D through the legs, so that's how we fucked.
Since our baby started watching Team Umizoomi next door, we called it the Zoomiumi.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.