One of the best movies ever, if not the best.
Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.
by Clean Freak November 2, 2003
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A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.
Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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Mild entertainment to pass the time.
I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
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The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
by Zeus is the Lord March 5, 2016
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The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.
I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?
by transatlanticism October 11, 2004
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A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb April 8, 2008
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