someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling
person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"
person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."
by Kbrod May 16, 2011
Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.
by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 7, 2019
When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.
My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.
When four men get together and smear peanut butter onto their nipples. They then press them together and rotate in a clockwise direction thus leaving a peanut butter trail. This is affectionately known as the Zoolander
by Mexican Websnatcher February 19, 2016
by Barthomelew April 26, 2020