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To have a cylindrical wooden pole, approximately 5 inches long, shoved into one's rectum. Typically used metaphorically.
Wow, I was zlamaled by that really tough exam!
zlamal by MrHappy_271 May 12, 2010
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To be retarded, have low IQ.

Also nickname for disabled person, usually on the wheelchair.
A: Oh look, Zlamal!

B: yeah what a nigger.
zlamal by Krtinec February 10, 2020
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Nickname for popular beer, Carling Black Label, in South Africa. It is a strong beer popular in townships. In the 1990s the Egyptian football club Zamalek played against South African side Kaiser Chiefs and handed them a walloping. Local fans claimed that Zamalek football club was as strong as Carling Black Label.
Can I please have an ice cold zamalek draught?
zamalek by jay gatz May 21, 2013
"Zamal" in North-African Arabic dialect, and especially in Morocco, means FAG or FAGGOT. It comes from the Arabic word "Zamil" that means friend or colleague.
That son of a whore Gamal is a real faggot!
Dik weld kahba Gamal, weini zamal!

You dirty fag!
TFOU 3lik ya zamal!

I think that Gamal is secretly gay.
Dharli Gamal zamal.

Everone that is not from the North of Morocco is a fag!
Li machi chamali, zamal!
zamal by Li-hwaaaak November 23, 2016

zamalkawy 

A man or woman that got hit on his head when he was born
? Zamalkawy? 5-3
zamalkawy by Ahly🦅 November 23, 2021
He is a King who always inspire people by his work and always strive for the best. Zamalik likes to hang out with friends and always work hard . He's also a good friend and a great listener but forgets unknowing some of his friends when he's up to dealing with something
Have you seen this days Zamalik ?,he must be busy working on his next project
Zamalik by yoursav November 25, 2021
A place were you gain trauma and mental illness and pay a lot of body in cause it’s expensive asf and it’s busy with sarsags and local
It’s been a while I got traumatized, let me go to zamalek
Zamalek by Katapholia November 26, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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