zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 27, 2003

zipper

an opening that goes up and down that is usually on articles of clothing or a bag of some sort.

My zipper came undone when we bent over.

by eden March 14, 2003

zipper

The opening gate to the vagina or penis

I pulled the zipper down eyes wide and said, "here what i'm going to put inside"

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

zipper

It's where god zipped you up. Otherwise know as the taint gooch grundle.

I shaved my zipper last week, and the backs of my balls keep getting itchy from the stubble.

by Von Sauce December 19, 2005

zipper

the white dotted line on the roads

that jackass is riding the zipper

by transporter74 July 31, 2009

zipper

type of hairstyle

That zipperhead looks like he would rip your head off and crap down your throat.

by and you'd like it October 13, 2003

The Zipper

The zipper is a two handed sex move performed on a penis by someone else. Basically, while kneeling in front of your partner, you interlace your fingers grabbing the penis with both hands and rhythmically stroking it in a back and forth manner. This hand position is superior due to the added friction and position of the hands to apply more pressure with least amount of effort.

James said, "Wow that girl was skilled in bed last night, she performed The Zipper on me, Amazing".

Rob replies, "Damn your so lucky, I wish my girl knew about The Zipper".

Kevin exclaims, "Whoa, I gotta run back to the "love nest" and teach my girl The Zipper right now".

by Staypuft77 February 15, 2010