zimboe

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An artificial intelligence philosophical zombie "with no self-awareness, but programmed to claim to be aware in an attempt to deceive the truly conscious beings around it." Defined by Charles Stross in his novel Accelerando.

"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando

zimboe by Aineko May 15, 2013

Words you can keep

Zimboe

Zimboe is simply a zombie

but with

the o and i switched around for affect

Alex-Yo you guys wanna kill some zombies

Dave-fuck yeah lets kick some ZIMBOE ass

Zimboe by dbc123 September 8, 2009

Related Words

Zimboe • zimbo • Zimber • Zimbe Bimbe • zimberbo • Zimberflobin • Zimberg • zimberoff • zimberquiged • Zimbeto

zimbohead

airhead, bubble-brain, moron

"Yeah, it was really funny 'til the Fun Facts were deleted by a ZimboHead..." (from Uncyclopedia)

zimbohead by Ilsa Chumwallah January 22, 2015

Zimbleweed

A game everyone on the planet is playing, where people are freely allowed to tackle somebody to the floor IF they shout ZIMBLEWEED before doing so. Founded in late 2009 and rose to popularity in 2010 after a facebook group was created honouring the game and its greatness.

Verb:
The actual act of completing a flooring of somebody

Tenses:
Zimbleweeded, Zimbleweeding

"John zimbleweeded me!"
He tried to zimbleweed the old woman but she was too wiley

Zimbleweed by Guru Camdog January 19, 2010

zimbo

a person from Zimbabwe

Where are all the Zimbos at??

zimbo by Zoba September 22, 2006

Zimboline

Zimboline, Zimbie, Zim

A wako, crazy person. Someone who walks around with no meaning. Does stupid harmless things in life.

Look at that Zimboline, he just licked the light on the fire engine.

That Zimbie just peed in the drum of the cement truck.

Hey Zim what are you doing?

Zimboline by BARIT BOPPER July 13, 2009

zimber

Pretending to do the job, but due to missing skills you let someone else do it so you can hand over the results as your own.

Worker: "Dyrc asked me to build this functionality on the website."
Co-Worker: "I know. He told the boss he made it. He did zimber again."

zimber by par1z January 22, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026