Person A: I'm going to fuck your mom if you lose this scoccer game
Person B: *zidanes person a*
by SOB07 April 13, 2007
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To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.
That Materazzi dude got zidaned.
by canuckistani July 10, 2006
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1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
by prof. frink July 11, 2006
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"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
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A variation of 'Shazam!' & exclaimed in the same way when a game turning goal is scored. A way of showing tribute to the great one. Also similar to a pwnt but only used on the field.
Through ball! Through ball!

Cross! Header!!. . . . Zidane!!!
by floW XII November 30, 2006
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Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.
Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.
by Shawn K. July 12, 2006
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