zen master

A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.

How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.

by pingdingy August 26, 2004

zen master

one who is selfless and loving
often willing to help and go out of their way

Kaitlin is a total zen master! She helped me carry those boxes around all day, and i didnt even ask her to help..

by Aerin July 31, 2003

zen master

One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.

Holy crap, did you see what the zen master had to say this time?

by Phun Guy September 6, 2003

zen master

The opposite of Phulishguy.

by zentopia September 7, 2003

zenmasters

the hottest couple from that '70s show. pairing between steven hyde and jackie burkhart. loads of people hate the writers because they don't up together at the end of the show.

zenmasters were the best couple on the show, so sad they broke up, man!

by martnd May 14, 2016

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Dirty Zehnmaster

Proving you are not gay by threatening anal on anyone that uses your name to make you look/sound gay

Is the dirty zehnmaster still going to punish us with his cock for using his name in a gay way?

by Templeton Sanchez September 25, 2010