started by a bunch of stoned ass chaldeans, the word zeeched is used to describe a person really zonin' on xanax. zeeched people have a hard time doing simple tasks and dont remember and anything at all. this includes communication skills and memory. some people become so zeeched that they just chill there and mumble like a stupidass. to achieve this you usually need between 1 and 3 milligrams
bro-is that kid okay?

erda bro! hes zeeched outa his mind lets clown on him he wont remember shit!
by musicalboater February 3, 2012
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a cock ass trick who constantly busts balls
kid 1:Ey!!eric keeps bustin' my balls.
kid 2:He's being a zeech huh?
by banana cognac Biatch!! February 15, 2008
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A person who possesses the traits of a low life loser. A festering boil on the ass of society.
You're not planning on bringing that friggin' zeech out with us this weekend, are ya'??
by Lady Lee October 8, 2006
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Short (American slang) for salsiccia, italian for sausage.
I ate me some barbecued zeech with fried peppers and onion. It was delish!
by rital January 28, 2021
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one who acts like a zombie/leech while drunk
is that girl zeechin' on you?
by nejeje January 6, 2008
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