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A person who possesses the traits of a low life loser. A festering boil on the ass of society.
You're not planning on bringing that friggin' zeech out with us this weekend, are ya'??
ZEECH by Lady Lee October 8, 2006
Related Words
ZEECH • Zeeched • Zee chula • Zeeshan • Zechariah • Zechs • Zelching • zeesh • Zeeshaan • zeach
Short (American slang) for salsiccia, italian for sausage.
I ate me some barbecued zeech with fried peppers and onion. It was delish!
Zeech by rital January 28, 2021
one who acts like a zombie/leech while drunk
is that girl zeechin' on you?
zeech by nejeje January 13, 2008
A very unstylish snowboard maneuver where the boarder attempts to boardslide but doesn't quite get the board around the full 90 degrees. The term was inspired by Zach Leach, who did it all the time
Snowboarder 1: that front board was so sick!
Snowboarder 2: nah dude he totally zeached
zeach by serious poser May 2, 2015
The name of an amazing person who is truly loyal and great to everyone he knows. He is typically the life of the party and makes any situation better. His smile can brighten up any room any day. If you know a Zeeshan, consider yourself lucky!!
Guy: I'm feeling depressed today.
Girl: You should talk to Zeeshan, he'll make you feel better
Zeeshan by slim313 October 31, 2011
You're zench if you gotta look up the definition
Kyle: Yo you're such a chenz Brad
Chad: Nahhh my son is straight ZENCH
Zench by FryradDarad December 4, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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