zaph 

Zaph is a guy who is Talented, Smart and sometimes religious. He is caring towards others and he loves to help. Zaph is always nice and has a lot of friends.

Hey Zaph come over to my house.

zaph by Mcu addict December 15, 2018

zaphod beeblebrox 

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

zaphod beeblebrox by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

Zaphire 

Like a sapphire (beautiful), but different or special. You have to discover it amongst a bunch of crap. A diamond in the rough.

While looking through the thrift store, you finally find something awesome. "This jacket is so zaphire!"

Zaphire by Pixystixx October 29, 2011

Zaphod Clause 

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

Zaphod Clause by Fearman August 31, 2007

zaphia

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.Shes sweet,kind and loving everyone I'll want her.Get yourself zaphia

Zaphia is a wonderful person

zaphia by sweety March 13, 2017

zaphtats 

When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them.

"Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphtats!"

zaphtats by Zig da Twig October 24, 2007

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003