The total package, Tuff as a gangsta, yet smooth with the ladies able to handle himself in any situation. Hated and feared by men yet loved by women. someone who either gets respect or kicks ass.
from a man: "That boy over there's a zamester dont fuck with him"
From a woman: "you know hugo, i hear hes a zamester :)"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.