Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your house you know your mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.
Zak, is that a cucumber in your pants?
No it’s my huge ass cock
by Billy Dikener12456 December 22, 2019
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A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
by Boxmaker April 12, 2015
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A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.
by Z-Tango September 29, 2009
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A beautiful, funny, and extremely nice guy. Who can be a class clown sometimes.
Zak is amazing! He's so admirable! I'm crazy about him!
by Tayler H October 2, 2018
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(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.
by insomniac8o8 April 9, 2004
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Someone who seems quiet and distant at first but when you get him talking it's like he can see right through you,
Is good at making you laugh,girls and realising problems that people have with each other.
wow he is such a zak
by Original me October 18, 2009
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