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1. (n) An objective scale used to measure the amount of delicious flavor of a food or person.

2. (adj) Deliciousness
On a yumness scale from one to ten, this pizza is a 100!
Yumness by kingxerxesofpersia December 15, 2013
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The Yumness.

Anything that can be described as desirable, deliciousness, or of delightful.

can be used in place of anything from food to clothing to your hair.
Justin Nozuka is the Yumness.

Sour patch watermelons are the yumnes...

Dag, Optimus prime is sooooo the yumness....
The Yumness. by Superdeedzx3 July 7, 2011
An absolute fitty. Legend. Probably wears contacts. Absolute star in every way shape and form. Can be egotistical when ppl write definitions about him. Keeps shoes white in rain. Hangs about with miscreants. If you see a Yuness your heart will die, and you will sob uncontrollably. He won't steal your shoe laces unless you ask politely. Give a Yuness a cuddle today to save the planet from non Yunesses
"what did you do today?"

"I hugged Yuness and my life was changed indefinitely"
yuness by DeadxDoubt October 24, 2020
Victime
"Waouh Yûness c'est vraiment une victime"
Yûness by Quietesvous November 21, 2021
Nullos
Oui Yûness
Yûness by Sharksk August 6, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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