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1. (n) An objective scale used to measure the amount of delicious flavor of a food or person.

2. (adj) Deliciousness
On a yumness scale from one to ten, this pizza is a 100!
Yumness by kingxerxesofpersia December 15, 2013
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The Yumness.

Anything that can be described as desirable, deliciousness, or of delightful.

can be used in place of anything from food to clothing to your hair.
Justin Nozuka is the Yumness.

Sour patch watermelons are the yumnes...

Dag, Optimus prime is sooooo the yumness....
The Yumness. by Superdeedzx3 July 7, 2011
An absolute fitty. Legend. Probably wears contacts. Absolute star in every way shape and form. Can be egotistical when ppl write definitions about him. Keeps shoes white in rain. Hangs about with miscreants. If you see a Yuness your heart will die, and you will sob uncontrollably. He won't steal your shoe laces unless you ask politely. Give a Yuness a cuddle today to save the planet from non Yunesses
"what did you do today?"

"I hugged Yuness and my life was changed indefinitely"
yuness by DeadxDoubt October 24, 2020
Victime
"Waouh Yûness c'est vraiment une victime"
Yûness by Quietesvous November 21, 2021
Nullos
Oui Yûness
Yûness by Sharksk August 6, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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