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youtube porn 

Nudity found on youtube that has been posted for instructional purposes, but is many times watched for many other reasons such as: to pass time, because your a perv, or your internet connection is to slow to stream real porn.
Larry: So what'd you do today?
Sam Ho: I watched youtube porn, because my girlfriend checks my history for porn channels.
youtube porn by racistpenguin October 14, 2009
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YouTube Porn 

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.
Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*
YouTube Porn by Loberson July 5, 2016

YouTube Soft Core Porn 

YouTube Soft Core Porn Is A Way To Describe A Thumbnail That Features Either Cropped Porn And Or In A Semi-Sexual Event. Most Thumbnails Will Include Drawn Characters From A Comic (of which they dub) And Or A Panel From A Hentai Comic. More Of These Situations Include Such As Normal Activities But The Person Doing Them Has Big Tits, A Huge Ass Or Both. If They Aren’t Comic Dubs But Still Use Panels For Their Thumbnails It’s Most Likely To Be A Bait And Switch Meme Channel (AKA Wasted Potential To Actually Make Original Content And Be Known For Literally Anything Else But Bait And Switching Hentai For Little Timmy‘s excuse the rant).
A: Bro You See Those Channels That Use YouTube Soft Core Porn In Their Thumbnails?

B: Yea I Know Right? Internets A Big Place.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026