Your Mom Goes To Collage 

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

Your Mom Goes To Collage by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

Your Mom Goes To Collage 

An insult towards you and your mom pretty much saying your stupid and so is your mom and you have here genes...

>>Man your dumb!
--Well at least my mom doesnt go to collage
>>I think its your female parental unit attends a post-secondary institution

Your Mom Goes To Collage by Brandon H May 27, 2005

your mom goes to college 

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

your mom goes to college by where am i? March 7, 2005

your mom goes to college 

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.

Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*

your mom goes to college by emmelie April 14, 2006

your mom goes to college 

does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.

why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college

your mom goes to college by wmucrew September 26, 2006

your mom goes to college 

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

your mom goes to college by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005

Your Mom Goes to College 

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).

Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"

Your Mom Goes to College by Fluffyinsanity January 12, 2005