Get your hair did

To have one's hair cut/styled.

"If you're a fly gal, then get your nails done.
Get a pedicure, get your hair did."
- "Work It", Missy Elliot

by Jonic December 17, 2005

I DID YOUR MOM

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...

Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN

by pooturboot November 13, 2007

I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013

i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad

Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!

by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023

did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...

by average evolved monkey May 31, 2020

Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 27, 2021