your cake
Your cake ill beat the fuck out of you. You rather cake it up with your girl then chill with us to blow an L.
your cake by xGeTcRuNkx May 25, 2008
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you can't have your cake and eat it too
This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
you can't have your cake and eat it too by bmiles October 1, 2006
Have your cake and eat it too
When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”
Have your cake and eat it too by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020
cream off your cake
you share an idea with a colleague and then hear him repeat it in a meeting, it is well received and he accepts all the praise.
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake
Later on that night you talk about it at home with your wife and she agrees he took the cream off your cake
cream off your cake by Fruitful mix March 22, 2017
Checking to see if your cake
(possible tw)
Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
Checking to see if your cake by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020
"you can't have your cake and eat it too"
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" by labkat January 12, 2009
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