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You know who's a complete cunt?
Who?
Your ex.

I hear that!
your ex by Loco Haram July 16, 2015
Words you can keep
You're back with him again, aren't you? YOU LEFT HIM BECAUSE HE TREATED YOU WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE. LEAVE HIM, YOU DON'T NEED HIM, HE WILL ONLY BE A WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND HURT YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Rebecca why tf are you back with Your ex brian? I told you to leave him.
Your ex by Brokenslang June 14, 2020
A women you wish you'll never see again. A women who your either shy around or want to punch her in the face.
Your ex: Makin my exes miss me
Your ex by Puma232 February 17, 2018
a living organism that will soon not be classified as 'living', other terms include dumbass,jackass,bitch,pussy,ect.
me: oh look its your ex!
you:bitch
me: lets hope he keeps that title
your ex by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020

Your ex boyfriend 

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

your ex intersex 

gage: your mom gay
bob:your dad lesbian
gage:*bones shatter*
gage: your granny tranny
bob:*liver shuts down*
bob:your grandpap a trap
gage:your brothers a mother
bob:*brain haemorrhages*
bob: your sister a mister
gage: your ex intersex
bob:*spontaneously combusts*

Get back with your ex day 

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot
Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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