Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad
Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum
by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022
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A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.
Your such a nob!
Your mum!
by ZR89 July 1, 2018
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your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.
guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know
by poomam October 19, 2019
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1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 28, 2020
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