your grandma bisexual

Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.

Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.

An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD

Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot

by Throckmorton the skater March 9, 2018

Your Grandma's Hot

You want to have sex with someone

Dude, your grandma's hot!

by Slurpky January 4, 2008

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

Take Your Grandma to Applebees

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

by AnonDavid November 10, 2010

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.

That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.

by kafaboy May 16, 2011

Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019