Hym "You've decided to misrepresent what I was doing and not you're pretending to be a guy so Jordan Peterson doesn't have to reconcile with the fact that is chaste princess who'snever wrong. You and your kids are a waste of life and you're not better and by virtue of simply having them. Whoever accidentally paid you should be ashamed of themselves and YOU should be feeding yourself as many bullets as humanly possible."
When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club
Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.