You have to pay

Yep! Absolutely right Jordan! They gotta pay.

Hym "You have to pay. And guess what Jordan? YOU are gonna LOVE the retribution game. It's got choices... And sacrifices... And... Well, I don't want to give it all away before we get to that point but, hey, I guess you can say it's got surprises too! It's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who end up playing and I am SO GLAD that you guys decided to SIGN YOURSELVES UP FOR IT! It is going to be a blast! But DON'T TRY TO RUN! DO NOT TRY TO RUN! You are NOT going to like what happens if you try to run. I am going to become WILDLY less amenable to reason and that is going to happen INSANELY quickly when I find out you tried to flee. But it's cool. And THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS... Is that it's PROBABLY not going to be lethal for, like, 90% of you! So. Most of you are going to live. Everybody who matters gets what they want. And we all keep on keepin on. What more could you want?"

You have to pay by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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